Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Giggs: "My sister-in-law not enough. I am also into young men."

Hernandez: "Please be gentle. I am still a virgin.""

Smalling: "My turn next."

Evra: "Wait a minute. Please check his IC first. Make sure he is over 18 years old."

 

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Ferdinand: "de Gea, get back into goal! We don't need you to go upfront to help score goals."

No wonder Man United's defence is so leaky.

 

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Ferguson: "What do you mean our deal is not yet confirmed? The iPhones, Galaxy, and iPads should have been delivered to you all by courier yesterday."

 

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Man Utd fan in red: "I dropped my 2 pence. Now where is it....oh no! I missed Chicharito's winner!"

(Javier Hernandez scored the winning goal in a 4 - 3 win over Newcastle.)

 

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Pardew: "Hey ref, you can accept iPhones and Galaxies from Fergie, but you would not accept my gifts. Nokia is not cheap OK."

 

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Newcastle assistant manager Carver: "KNN we gave you match officials Nokia and HTC and yet we still have decisions going against us. And just because you all were given Apple and Samsung. Where is your integrity!?"

 

[Baimi]

Yaya: Why can't I keep the match ball as X'mas present?
Ref: Dun be thick skin, did you score 3 goals?
Give me back the match ball, stoopid.

Ya, stoopid Yaya, want the match ball cannot get,
hide the ball lah, just like me.

I said, you all har, beri the gian png, I no need ask wan,
score 3 goals lah, and the match ball is yours.
(Gary Bale for scoring a hat-trick against Aston Villa)

 

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Ferguson: "WTF, this newbie match official did not kowtow to me and call me Big Brother. Young people nowadays have no respect."

 

[oldnews]

(Pardew = Newcastle manager Alan Pardew.)

MD : harrrrgghhhh, how's the durian breath Evra? You like?

Evans : my turn next please.

 

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AF : Its true i caught the sardine about this size.

 

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RG : Hey pretend to die la, I'm into necrophilia

 

[oldnews]

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RF : Yam yam yam yam yam yam yam !!!!!!!!

 

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AP : Sennnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg !!!!!

 

[Baimi]

1st ref: Damn, they think we, referee are so free.
2nd ref: Stop grumbling and start looking.
3rd ref pointing: I think the 2 pence is thrown some where here.

(Referee Jon Moss and assistance inpecting Old Trafford)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Referee Jon Moss: "And this is the very spot where I stood and showed Sir Alex Ferguson the red card and sent him off to the stand."

 

[Baimi]

If Gareth Bale should go to Real Madrid in Jan tranfer window,
Tottenham is signing this player for an undisclose figure,
also undisclose player.

 

[oldnews]

Oh no, I wet myself again.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

AVB: "Oh groan, Gareth Bale dives again. I am so embarrassed, I don't know where to look."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

AVB: "Hey, I found a 2 pence."

 

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Chio bu: "Not only has he got lampar, he also has a super 8 inch-long lan cheow. I can testify to that."