Best Sammyboy quotes ever

[drifter]

I was serious when I said you should write a series of books on your life experiences. Jibes aside, it is a way for you to make an honest living, accuracy of stories aside. Even your friend Bob will be jealous.

he should write fiction book ....even JK Rowling will be jealous not only bob sim ...

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Yet another GEM:

"But I loved Anita Mui, she hugged me up real close body to body and pecked a little kiss on my cheek. Very feminine, friendly amd appreciative, nothing suggestive or erotic but certainly appreciated and remembered. So sad that she's gone."

 

[Ramseth]

Yet another GEM:

"But I loved Anita Mui, she hugged me up real close body to body and pecked a little kiss on my cheek. Very feminine, friendly amd appreciative, nothing suggestive or erotic but certainly appreciated and remembered. So sad that she's gone."

Wait till I have to mood to tell stories about me and Sylvester Stallone in Beverly Hills and LA when Sly was my boss' client.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"I met JCVD once in New Orleans long ago. We played a little sparring since my boss was boasting on my behalf how good I was despite of JCVD obviously outsized me by many inches. I lost the fight with 60 seconds. He retreated a few steps and suddenly his long leg came and I couldn't avoid it in time. But of course, just a joke and friendly spar and he didn't use full force. Minor scratches and we all went laughing and drinking."

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

This ENTIRE post must be the BEST post ever in Sammboy Coffeeshop!!!

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First of all, I have recovered from my puking.

To say that NSP has the "highest turnover" is rather blind trying to talk about truth in seeing. WP has higher turnover than NSP, so to speak. Thus I think insects, though with little brain, should think first before speaking. But most of the time, they try to put up silly comments which in turn make WP the easier target. If you don't have a good logical analytical mind, please don't try to flaunt it around. It may make good laughs but it won't do justice to the organization associated.

Secondly, it seems that even people like Locke is pretty narrow in perspective. Win or lose is just part and parcel of any competition, not to mention politics. However, whether such a win or gain is sustainable is another matter.

People tend to harp about how good the performance of WP or opposition as a whole but they have never stop and think in spite of all the hype, there are still 60% of Singaporeans voting for PAP in general. Apart from that, we now know from PE that there are 35% hardcore PAP supporters as well even though we have went through a hot GE back in May. It would also mean that there are 25% of middle ground voters voting for PAP in spite of HDB, Public Transport, flooding, overcrowding due to FTs etc in GE2011.

In spite of the super heavy weight team WP puts up in Aljunied, one MP, one NCMP, CSM and Pritam, there are still 45% of people voting PAP, which also means that minus that 35% hardcore, there are 10% of middle ground voters still unconvinced of WP's quality team.

All indicators here do not give a rosy picture at all for opposition and there must be something missing somewhere. In fact I am not that optimistic of achieving great wins in the coming GE, especially so with the high possibility of massive 3 corner fights.

3 corner fights aren't really optimistic for WP either. Imagine that you have two MPs and CSM, you only get 54%. If there is a 3 corner fight, even the lesser party gets 5% and lose their deposits (well even DL gets 4%!), WP isn't going to win at all. Now, is WP going to send a teams with similar strength as LTK, Sylvia and CSM add together to fight in those potential 3 corner fights?

Well, if WP is just contented to fight a losing game, so be it. Never mind about not wining more GRCs which are actually good battle ground, as long as it gets "better" results than the other opposition party, nothing matters. Then I would say that's really foolish to start with.

Yes, Locke, that's ultimate ego on WP's side, not on me or other party's side.

Politics is also about an art of negotiation, compromise and getting the best deal out of things, not just going around to try and bully others while in actual fact, doesn't really benefit anyone except the common foe. To disregard other people's interests and existence in playing this game, you will be planting the seeds of massive failures in future.

Goh Meng Seng

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[vamjok]

deleted, decided not to be mean towards GMS

 

[HedgeTrader]

Where got 功? What 功? KBW is promoted (in the marketing sense of the word) by LHL himself as model goodie FT. KBW is no threat at all and has done nothing at all. What had he done in SARS and NKF fiasco? Name me something. Basically nothing that anybody else with some commonsense and decency should and would have done even before SARS and NKF fiasco had happened. He didn't have the competency to regulate. That's why it happened. Can you claim credit for sweeping the floor you yourself littered?

That's the best I've read ever.

 

[Doubblur]

Rich spoilt kids have existed since the beginning of time. But only recently have the poor spoilt kids emerged.

This is the best by JW5.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"Wah air stewardess and Ms Chinatown contestant! Like that no need pic already. See when you free we come out makan and watch movie, can? " -- HedgeTrader to Irene Yeoh

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Guess who said this:

"chee soon juan is a bankrupt and a complete failure as a politician.......结缘不结怨"

Errr ...... Ramseth's and GMS' breakfast timsum buddy??

 

[drifter]

"Wah air stewardess and Ms Chinatown contestant! Like that no need pic already. See when you free we come out makan and watch movie, can? " -- HedgeTrader to Irene Yeoh

Irene yeoh might be ms changi village in real person

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"Racism is not only necessary, but entailed by the distinction of races. " -- Ramseth

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Irene yeoh might be ms changi village in real person

Ssshhhh .... don't give tonychat ideas .... :-)

 

[Angelo]

Hoi,

Bui chee bye bob sim kheng hwee, here is your life summary in point form:

1. You beat ur own father when he threw away your gay porn

2. You call your own mother lao chee bye when she ask u to get a job

3. You are a 50 yo unemployed parasite leeching off your parents

4. You pretend to be a monk but get thrown out of the temple when you are caught stealing temple funds

5. You steal ppl's handphone and claimed that the handphone waved at you

6. You are a liar, cheat and swindler roll into one

7. You try to con Lau Kway Bu Elaine's property but end up only getting a free meal

8. You are a pig with diseased kidneys going to meet your maker soon

Old bastard bob sim kim hwee, why do you insists on spewing rubbish here when you got not much time left?

 

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That's the best I've read ever.

This is the best! One clone nominating another clone!
No one here can compete with you for the MOST THICK SKIN AWARD! Even GMS has to stand aside.

 

[jw5]

This is the best! One clone nominating another clone!
No one here can compete with you for the MOST THICK SKIN AWARD! Even GMS has to stand aside.

u must have failed to notice Irene nominating Ramseth as "Most intelligent" in the forum.
Did "they" conduct a secret IQ test without our knowledge?

 

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u must have failed to notice Irene nominating Ramseth as "Most intelligent" in the forum.
Did "they" conduct a secret IQ test without our knowledge?

Took awhile to locate the thread. Here's the link. Still recovering from excessive puking and cleaning up my monitor.

MOST NAUSEATING AWARD

 

[Perspective]

This ENTIRE post must be the BEST post ever in Sammboy Coffeeshop!!!

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I am honoured that this is at least a partial response to me and I had been at the forefront of producing this.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

" All of my real life friends in this forum all the way from soc.culture.sg and YPAPforum know that I don't clone. " -- Ramseth (in his own nick, of course)

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

I am honoured that this is at least a partial response to me and I had been at the forefront of producing this.

That is why I nominated you for best "perspective" on political matters. Obviously something GMS cannot tolerate. I imagine it took quite some self control on his part to avoid responding during his monthly "menses cycle".