Best Sammyboy quotes ever

[vamjok]

NS is killing Singapore

 

[HedgeTrader]

NS is killing Singapore

NS is killing me softly with a song. Everytime weather cold or rain my leg still pain KNN

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

Another GEM quote:

"By the the way, I know who Scroobal is. But of course, on internet protocol, cannot tell unless he choose to reveal it himself. He didn't even know I know who he is. But his late brother I knew and told me."

This is getting freaky....

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[Fook Seng]

Another GEM quote:

"By the the way, I know who Scroobal is. But of course, on internet protocol, cannot tell unless he choose to reveal it himself. He didn't even know I know who he is. But his late brother I knew and told me."

Scroobal's reply was "huh?".

 

[ssrrvv11]

By the the way ramseth, there is this girl whom u have a huge crush on and u have spend huge amt of $$ on her without going so far as touching her fingernails. she is just leading u on and milking whatever pennies u have left. I know because she told me about you when i bedded her. But of course, on internet protocol, cannot tell unless she choose to reveal it herself.

 

[Rogue Trader]

This is my nomination..

GMS has neither integrity nor substance at all. All he has is ego that knows no bounds. His good friend Ramseth may sound egoistic but he's usually in satire or humor and all enjoy a good bluff or a good laugh. GMS actually believes himself to be somebody the great and even greater than others who can win seats.

 

[TheFootballer]

"This is more than 三国演义。This is 春秋战国 with 赵氏孤儿！"

:p

 

[HedgeTrader]

"This is more than 三国演义。This is 春秋战国 with 赵氏孤儿！"

:p

Wah I said that. Thanks for nominating me LOL

 

[Cruxx]

That comes from a guy with the worst English grammar in the forum. Second to him is kopiuncle

The grammar is rather poor. Who's the guy?

 

[zeddy]

I am trained in Jiu Jitsu and Muay Thai
What martial arts do your have?

Quote by Clitoris666

 

[BusNo64]

Fill in the best sammyboy quotes you have ever read. Make it more fun by leaving out the author and letting people guess (ok, guess by using the search engine...)

Can anyone name the person who said this:

"For the New Year gift to you, control your ego, emotions and stop being overly too presumptuous on things you say. When you become overly presumptuous, it will be difficult for you to back down later on when your position could not be defended and tested by time. Tsunami in Singapore is just an example; claiming impossible to happen is an indefensivable position at all; it is not about how likely a comet will "chun chun" hit the straits of malacca or that the epicentre of the earthquake will shit northeast ward, but there will always be a possibility there. Just like Sri Lanka, nobody would believe a tsunami would hit Sri Lanka that badly prior to 26 Dec 2004; more important so by a tsunami caused by an earthquake thousands of miles away! Adjusting your stand to "very unlikely" to happen in Singapore would make your stand more acceptable. That's my point. Happy New Year to you and all forummers here. "

Clue: He is the world best political strategist and analyst...LOL

 

[Fook Seng]

Can anyone name the person who said this:


Clue: He is the world best political strategist and analyst...LOL

Gobble my shit.

 

[vamjok]

i am surprised none of the quotes are from TeeKee era, where he terrorist the forum with his form of loose nuts xtainity

 

[Ramseth]

"For the New Year gift to you, control your ego, emotions and stop being overly too presumptuous on things you say. When you become overly presumptuous, it will be difficult for you to back down later on when your position could not be defended and tested by time. Tsunami in Singapore is just an example; claiming impossible to happen is an indefensivable position at all; it is not about how likely a comet will "chun chun" hit the straits of malacca or that the epicentre of the earthquake will shit northeast ward, but there will always be a possibility there. Just like Sri Lanka, nobody would believe a tsunami would hit Sri Lanka that badly prior to 26 Dec 2004; more important so by a tsunami caused by an earthquake thousands of miles away! Adjusting your stand to "very unlikely" to happen in Singapore would make your stand more acceptable. That's my point. Happy New Year to you and all forummers here. "

That's a GMS quote.

 

[Ramseth]

i am surprised none of the quotes are from TeeKee era, where he terrorist the forum with his form of loose nuts xtainity

Christianity is not nuts son, it's a social club.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Bus,

You are paying for my keyboard. This is the 2nd time this year I have spilt coffee on it.

LAUGH OUT LOUD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Can anyone name the person who said this:

"For the New Year gift to you, control your ego, emotions and stop being overly too presumptuous on things you say. When you become overly presumptuous, it will be difficult for you to back down later on when your position could not be defended and tested by time. Tsunami in Singapore is just an example; claiming impossible to happen is an indefensivable position at all; it is not about how likely a comet will "chun chun" hit the straits of malacca or that the epicentre of the earthquake will shit northeast ward, but there will always be a possibility there. Just like Sri Lanka, nobody would believe a tsunami would hit Sri Lanka that badly prior to 26 Dec 2004; more important so by a tsunami caused by an earthquake thousands of miles away! Adjusting your stand to "very unlikely" to happen in Singapore would make your stand more acceptable. That's my point. Happy New Year to you and all forummers here. "

Clue: He is the world best political strategist and analyst...LOL

 

[moolightaffairs]

"This is more than 三国演义。This is 春秋战国 with 赵氏孤儿！"

:p

i second this

 

[Cruxx]

Guess who said this:

"chee soon juan is a bankrupt and a complete failure as a politician.......结缘不结怨"

 

[lianbeng]

"Database Transfer

The database of this forum is being transferred to a separate server at 9.00 am today. The forum will be intermittent for about 2 to 3 hours during this process. Thank you for your patience......."

guess lah

 

[Ramseth]

Best Sammyboy quote ever and forever, advice is a noun and advise is a verb.