Best Sammyboy quotes ever

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Fill in the best sammyboy quotes you have ever read. Make it more fun by leaving out the author and letting people guess (ok, guess by using the search engine...)

Let me start with this one:

"There's actually no need to use tissue or whatever to chope seats. When you bought you food and found empty seat, just sit down and eat. What's so difficult? If someone there say here choped already you cannot sit and eat here, ignore them. What are they going to do? Call police, they have no case? Beat me up? I'll make sure at least one of them is maimed even I lose the fight. I can claim self-defence anyway. "

 

[erection2015]

''You twit '' ( then winks )

 

[erection2015]

'' You retarded gay dog '' ( then has an orgasm )

 

[Ramseth]

Thanks. This is your best thread from my quotes so far. Singaporeans have lost the ability even to look for a seat when eating until arguing over tissues. Sad, isn't it?

 

[Cruxx]

"i went to the water but it was so cold, and i came back to shore...:o"

 

[Ramseth]

"i went to the water but it was so cold, and i came back to shore...:o"

That's from Krafty, not me. Anyway I can't attempt suicide by drowning. All those years of swimming training created an inertia of natural reflex of swimming when in water. If it comes to a point that I need to commit suicide, I'll just cut my own throat in one clean slit just like I had cut others.

 

[erection2015]

hey bro...chen de ma?

That's from Krafty, not me. Anyway I can't attempt suicide by drowning. All those years of swimming training created an inertia of natural reflex of swimming when in water. If it comes to a point that I need to commit suicide, I'll just cut my own throat in one clean slit just like I had cut others.

 

[Ramseth]

hey bro...chen de ma?

Of course. That's the fastest way to kill and the fastest way to die. In English, it's called going for the jugular. Even without the aid of a blade, you just break his neck. The better and even faster way is to be armed with firearms ans just shoot hiim but I'm not with police anymore, cannot be lawfully armed with firearms. The report and statement can be wrote later. Self defence is absolute defence. Just cook up a story about self defence.

 

[erection2015]

k bro. later i go youtube to search for instructional videos on how to expertly do this kinda thing and i practise on my mother in law.

Of course. That's the fastest way to kill and the fastest way to die. In English, it's called going for the jugular. Even without the aid of a blade, you just break his neck. The better and even faster way is to be armed with firearms ans just shoot hiim but I'm not with police anymore, cannot be lawfully armed with firearms. The report and statement can be wrote later. Self defence is absolute defence. Just cook up a story about self defence.

 

[Fook Seng]

k bro. later i go youtube to search for instructional videos on how to expertly do this kinda thing and i practise on my mother in law.

Might have to do it on your wife first. Otherwise she will get very angry.

 

[red amoeba]

That's from Krafty, not me. Anyway I can't attempt suicide by drowning. All those years of swimming training created an inertia of natural reflex of swimming when in water. If it comes to a point that I need to commit suicide, I'll just cut my own throat in one clean slit just like I had cut others.

cutting ur own throat is different from cutting others.

the best way to kill oneself? Swallow a bottle of pills with bottle of XO, switch on aircon n sleep...u won't wake up.

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

... the water was very cold...:o

 

[TNP(Tua Neh Pau)]

The best way to die is the take 5 vigra pills...and fuck non-stop till you die...

 

[zeddy]

''Lizards were having sex in your new bed room even before you took your pants off ''

Gem of a Quote by Uncle Yap...


http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?101591-How-did-the-first-lizard-appear-in-a-new-building

 

[jw5]

QUOTE
"You want her to stop working? Go tell her.WP didn't impose any restriction on outside job on WP MPs elected. It's up to the MPs themelsves. You have a problem with that? It's only PAP that imposed that. You got not problem with PAP but got problem with opposition? It's alright too, it's your democratic right. Go ask LKY. No PAP MPs must be full-time MPs except those appointed ministers. He can arrest me or sue me if I'm not telling the truth. He knows damn well who I am"
UNQUOTE

 

[po2wq]

"u retarded gay dog :oIo:" ...

"u spastic maggot :oIo:" ...

"u moronic dumbass :oIo:" ...

"u moronic douchebag :oIo:" ...

 

[Muthukali]

"i Spit on u"

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Another GEM quote:

"By the the way, I know who Scroobal is. But of course, on internet protocol, cannot tell unless he choose to reveal it himself. He didn't even know I know who he is. But his late brother I knew and told me."

 

[LeMans2011]

Another GEM quote:

"By the the way, I know who Scroobal is. But of course, on internet protocol, cannot tell unless he choose to reveal it himself. He didn't even know I know who he is. But his late brother I knew and told me."

That comes from a guy with the worst English grammar in the forum. Second to him is kopiuncle

 

[Windsor]

That comes from a guy with the worst English grammar in the forum. Second to him is kopiuncle

A problem when one forgot which clone's personality one was pretending to be when writing.