All the "someone stands in front/beside/behind/etc" threads merged

[Raiders]

Re: Someone Stands Very CLose Besides You At An UrinaL

Woah, u volunteer ar. Good for you and I thought u only screw around :p

Screw is screw. I don't screw 24/7/365. Your backside also itchy right?

It has always been my interest to help the less fortunate as I myself grew up poor. Nothing ashame to admiting this. I am not rich now but I can at least give some time and effort to those that needs help.

 

[Fook Seng]

hi there

1. sammy, you cannot sleep again or what!
2. no one in right frame of mind would stand close to the edige of some cliff.
3. oops! probably except you or kinana or both of you!

Yes cannot sleep. He had someone standing close to him while he was sleeping and whispering "Go home. Go home". It has been happening for the past 10 nights.

 

[Clone]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

He ever up me before neh.

Thank you Fook Gor. You also uppzed me recently.

 

[Fook Seng]

Thank you Fook Gor. You also uppzed me recently.

No problem. 有来有往。I also need to give before I can zap.

 

[kopiuncle]

Re: Someone Stands Very CLose Besides You At An UrinaL

hey...i was just telling my kid over the weekend that we used to piss to a common urinal wall and little kids would squeeze in to piss as well.

yes, i remember that very well !!!! good one!!!!

 

[Fook Seng]

Buck tooth, horn rim spectacles, dressing more colorful than a Macaw, hair dye that shout for attention, "young" enough to be your grandma..YOU WANT TO LEAN , "one me"?? ha ha ha ha

Sometimes must take the chance man. If turnaround buck teeth, squinting eyes, turn tail and run still not too late.

 

[Fook Seng]

what is all these someone stand very close beside you, behind you, in front of you?

someone standing very close behind you in a shower while you're holding a soap?

As long as it is not a Sikh it is still OK.

 

[Leongsam]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

how like that ah ???....safe or not ?.....and can you move away such that you can stand beside him but he not beside you.?

Can you stop posting these sorts of dumbass threads for no purpose whatsoever.

 

[looneytan]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

Can you stop posting these sorts of dumbass threads for no purpose whatsoever.

the purpose is to push down good post, we all know that

 

[looneytan]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

I dont even understand 1% of what bro vamjok posts.

Can always ask Meng Seng

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone stands very close in front of you in the MRT

if the in front fucktard is I_Hate_Pappies , limpeh use pencil to drill his kar ch'ng kang ...

Your kar chng no kang?:oIo: No need drill, mine already got kang. Use pencil poke directly can already.:p

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're contemplating suicide at Bedok

limpeh only hope the behind fucker is I_Hate_Pappies so limpeh can push him down , limpeh cabut ...

You don't push someone when you are in front, you pull someone if you are in front. You only push someone if you are behind that someone.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're standing at the edge of a cliff

What the fuck is this? :oIo:

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone stands very close behInd you when

What the fuck is this? :oIo:

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

What the fuck is this? :oIo:

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

What the fuck is this? :oIo:

 

[yinyang]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're standing at the edge of a cliff

You afraid of heights? Or a spoiler to your suicide jump?

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Re: Someone Stands Very CLose Besides You At An UrinaL

This is the only thread worth reading!

 

[Talking Donkey]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

???? how ???????

yup once my wife was quietly behind my back while i was logged in sammyboy and she ask me what's this sammyboy thing you looking
at..luckily i was at the gambling folder and i quickly told her..oh dear.. i was looking for some horse racing tips,these people
give great tips you know...lucky me.

 

[yinyang]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're contemplating suicide at Bedok

another rubbish thread now started by samleong.

Seems only he can start spam threads like this. On top of the garbage heap