All the "someone stands in front/beside/behind/etc" threads merged

[streetsmart73]

someone standing very close to you is the resident bitch/cunt

hi there


1.
2. me bitch middle-finger the specimen.
3. guys, take your shot!

 

[toolanliao]

Re: Someone stands very close in front of you in the MRT

what is all these someone stand very close beside you, behind you, in front of you?

someone standing very close behind you in a shower while you're holding a soap?

 

[KNNBCCB]

Re: someone standing very close to you is the resident bitch/cunt

if tat bitch is I_Hate_Pappies , limpeh sure hoot him , squeeze his balls until his eyeballs come out..

 

[yinyang]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

Get a privacy screen filter, what

 

[yinyang]

Re: someone standing very close to you is the resident bitch/cunt

Kena khalwat (close proximity by islam fundamentalists).:p Sunat again

 

[Microsoft]

Re: someone standing very close to you is the resident bitch/cunt

squeeze his balls until his eyeballs come out..

Eyeball neber cum out...sperm cum out how? Mktg rate for HJ ngor chap kor...

 

[Fook Seng]

I am sick of these "someone standing very close" threads........

Yes. Get very nervous when someone standing very close like Big Brother watching.

 

[erection2015]

Re: someone standing very close to you is the resident bitch/cunt

i will shout ''kanina ''

hi there


1.
2. me bitch middle-finger the specimen.
3. guys, take your shot!

 

[KNNBCCB]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

Not as dangerous...cumpare to a baiyee standing behind u...

baiyee with thick moustache holding a bottle of todi and the other hand holding a shot gun ... runnnn !!!

 

[KNNBCCB]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

he got stare at you

Ah neh when stare at you , scary siahhh... even tiger also cabut ...

 

[Fook Seng]

Let's mass zap him Ai Mai? Only need you to nod your head

He ever up me before neh.

 

[Fook Seng]

yes pants must be down in order to compete :p

I think this one AK can and will compete. 1-2-3, pants down.

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you while you're logged on to this forum

If she has great boobs, a plump ass with a great slim waist, she can be in front of me while I hump her surfing. If she is ugly, she does not need to look at me

hi there


1. bro, just watch out hoh!
2. your wish may come true.
3. but there again! the gal in front could also be the "sadplumpgal".
4. asking for more

 

[erection2015]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

competitors not around leh

I think this one AK can and will compete. 1-2-3, pants down.

 

[Microsoft]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

baiyee with thick moustache holding a bottle of todi and the other hand holding a shot gun ... runnnn !!!

Wat is worst then a baiyee?...2 baiyee...

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Someone stand beside you when you're standing beside him

I think this one AK can and will compete. 1-2-3, pants down.

hi there


1. seng seng!
2. ak cmi hoh.
3. either pus or prick 1.5"!
4.

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

bro what will he do if he runs out of todi ?

will he bite my neck from behind ?

hi there


1. bro, what bite?
2. the ah neh will do to you what you intend to do to ihp hoh!
3. just watch out for your back, hmm! rear

 

[Big Sexy]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

so long you dont bent over.. baiyee cannot do anything. except maybe sing a song

Not as dangerous...cumpare to a baiyee standing behind u...

 

[Microsoft]

Re: Someone stands very close behind you is an Ah Neh and ...

so long you dont bent over.. baiyee cannot do anything. except maybe sing a song

No they pull moi ear n ask moi wat color frm behind...i almost had to read out de whole color chart 2 get it rite...:(

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Someone Stands Very CLose Besides You At An UrinaL

ActuaLLy i kena once in a Pub.He was Looking over mine's, and when i moved to another sLot further from him; he LiteraLLy foLLowed !..

hi there


1. fish, choon boh!
2. yours, so big meh?