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GMS recommends a CNY gift of tea. :coffee:

Goh Meng Seng

7 h ·

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GMS shares the history of tea. :coffee:

Goh Meng Seng

3 h ·

History of Tea ~ The Stolen Treasure

When tea trade started to blossom in 18th and early 19th Century with its popularity in Western countries soaring among the Royalty, rich and famous to the working class, the Western Empires started to feel the great impact of huge Current Account Trade deficits with China. These Western Empires started to sell addictive Opium bricks to China in the bid to balance their trade with China.

There were three main exports from China which were very much sort after: Silk, Tea and Porcelain ware (called China).

When the tea trade became so lucrative, the British East India Company started to plot the greatest theft of the century, stealing tea plants from China and tried cultivating these tea plants in their colony of India.

Tea plants were banned from export by the Qing Dynasty but the British was able to send its horticulturist Robert Fortune to work in China on behalf of Royal Horicultural Social.

Robert Fortune commenced covert operations to steal 20,000 tea plants and seedlings within his two and a half years stay in China by employing numerous methods of preserving and transporting them to Darjeeling of India, at the foot of Himalaya. He had even employed the portable greenhouse designed by Nathaniel Bagshaw Ward to transfer these plants.

Robert Fortune had also brought a group of trained Chinese tea workers to Darjeeling to facilitate the production of tea leaves.

Although only very few of these 20000 Chinese tea plants survived after the transfer to Darjeeling, but this covert operation of "tea theft" had brought over the technology and knowledge of tea production to India, Sri Lanka and rest of the world in the later development of mass production of tea outside of China.

Beside Chinese tea plants, the British had also found a slightly different tea plant strain in Assam, which has bigger size tea leaves. Assam tea has a distinctive difference in taste from Chinese tea leaves.

Darjeeling has both different strains but Chinese tea plants still dominates.

Due to the soil, humidity and overall environment and modified tea processing methodology, tea produced in Darjeeling and other parts of India, as well as Sri Lanka are much stronger in strength and taste than their Chinese counterparts and they were much cheaper in price as well. Such stronger taste with lower price proved to be more popular to the Western World.

The "Stolen Treasure" has also created huge Tea companies like Liptons,
Lyons and Mazawattee etc.

Imagine if there was Intellectual Property Protection of tea production technology back then, we won't be enjoying such fine Ceylon Tea right now!

While Indian tea prosper, Ceylon tea had also taken a quantum jump in its development... That will be for another story another time.

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Photo: Darjeeling tea estate

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GMS recommends the perfect gift of tea. :coffee:

Goh Meng Seng

2 h ·

Gifting of Tea is to wish your loved ones Good Health. To gift Top Grade Loose Leaf Tea is a symbol of your Fine Taste. Let The House of Tudor’s exquisite tea collection usher you in the Year of Rabbit, a year blessed with Abundance, Elegance and Vitality.

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GTMS is concerned. :cautious:

Goh Meng Seng

1 d ·

Another funeral another day. Looks like a day will never pass without a funeral or ambulance seen or heard.

Is this going to be a NEW NORM?

RIP.

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GMS shows the stalks and stems (with blue tinge) of tea. :coffee:

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GMS is concerned. :cautious:

Goh Meng Seng

2 d ·

A friend sent me this and ask me "What's going on?!"

I just said, they can't handle the Truth. Once the V hysteria is set off H@ll breaks loose and nobody could possibly handle that.

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GMS recommends Akbar tea. :coffee:

Goh Meng Seng

2 d ·

CNY Akbar Loose Leaf Budget Deal

This offer is only valid for Facebook Purchase.

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Minimum purchase $30 for Free Delivery.

Akbar Gold Tea Loose Leaf 200g
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Akbar OrientMystery JasmineRose 200g
Akbar Red & White Large Leaf OPA 150g

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While Stock Last.

PM for order

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FUCK TWITTER !

FUCK ELON !

HE IS NEXT TO DIE FROM HEART ATTACK FROM VACCINE !
 
GMS is concerned. :cautious:

Goh Meng Seng

2 d ·

Only our Superman MOH thinks no problem, continue jabbing... It's all ok, all safe and effective!

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GMS is sad. :frown:

Goh Meng Seng

2 d ·

Extremely sad and I really wonder how many other similar cases do we have out there unreported!

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