YOUNG PEOPLE MUST READ!!
Exit plan for those cursed to be born male Sinkie with NS (Sinkie bitches can always get AMDK)
0) Don’t believe what you hear. Over 50K Sinkies made it, so can you.
1) be very familiar with Australia and New Zealand Skilled Migration skills shortage lists (SOL lists). ITE trades will be surprised at what they need. Don’t need an agent, all info on their Home Affairs websites
2) brush up your England, can get extra points for speaking and writing. Then take their damned IELTS or the other test.
3) Calculate your points from age, work XP, edu and England and apply. Do it young, between 25-35yo. After 35 points drop drastically. If you can commit to an AU state or territory for 2 years, they give xtra pts. Darwin/NT is short in many skills.
4) For NZ, need to land job offer first, so AU is better. Save hard, will need cushion to tide over landing period
5) for the brainy IT techies or science-meds, can try for US under US-SG FTA. Every year, our annual quota of 5300 H1B visas not filled. Once there, get employer to covert you to green card track. May need immi lawyer, US bureaucracy not easy. Then again you are brainy so I dun need say more.
6) Maybe you are digitally skilled or speaking Euro lang— go for EU’s various digital nomad visas. Btw worth to learn Deutsch/German becoz Ger unis are free, heil!
7) Maybe you have usd100K+ to ‘donate’ the Carribean cuntries (St Lucia, Dominica etc) can helps you with a passport via mail.
8) Maybe you are Sinkie of Chinese origin can profess your love for mother China and Communism and try your luck there.
9) Maybe you fight for Russia (winning side as of now) and survive and become a Ruski.
10) if all fails, be prepared to stand up for Sinkie land. As you wither in jungle every year listening to your CO tok cock, imagine yourself in (your fav cuntry) with (your fav bitch) sucking your cock.
