This is ridicluous. Why would any Sinkie in his or her right mind be interested in a stupid game loved by these stinking 阿差?
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Who knows about the game cricket?
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datz bcoz at evry corner, dey open a mamak store ... n oso dey say 圆的不能拿 ...
See, even the Ah Tiongs know about 圆的不能拿 and 'Ah Neh'.
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4e147c7a0100m6fr.html
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India quite shakti in field hockey leh!
Sorry Ah Clone you are bit wrong there.. I did a check at Wikipedia. Now World Hockey dominated by Pakistan, the Ozz, German and the Dutch.. The Ah Nehs won their only World title 30 years back.. Even the last 4 Olympic hockey gold medals won by the Ozz, German and Dutch... Cricket is the only salvation for India.. Thats the only sport where they can brag to be World beaters..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey_at_the_Summer_Olympics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champions_Trophy_(field_hockey)
erection2015
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hantam bola was a great game. Every group that played had a guy who would be the regular target... usually the nerd. Was fun hantaming him.
Yes..Yes.. Rounders, hantam bola was the game that I played back then with my neighbours.. The Malay boys in our neighbourhood introduced this game.. Remembered playing on a grass patch near my block.. We would used the tennis ball for the game.. Fun to whacked the tennis ball at your opponent.. I remembered accidentally throwing the ball hard on to the head of this Malay boy.. He had a small lump on his forehead but he didn't bear any grudges against me.. Those were the days when we had so much fun..
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Yo! How true! After a rain, or when the ball rolled into a drain and it got wet, that's the best time! Anybody getting hit will bear the mark of a ball on his back.
Another game is one where a shallow small hole is made for every player, and then each player takes turns to roll the ball towards the holes from a line about 5-8 ft away whilst the rest stand around the holes. The player of the hole that the ball went in will have to pick up the ball and hit someone with it. If he misses, he'll get a demerit pt. If he hits somebody, that guy will get a point. At the end of a specified time, or when any player hits the max allowed, the game stops and the worst scorer has to suffer a penalty - by standing against a wall to let others throw the ball at him, and he cannot duck. The number of shots will depend on the net score between thrower and throwee.
Another game is one where a shallow small hole is made for every player, and then each player takes turns to roll the ball towards the holes from a line about 5-8 ft away whilst the rest stand around the holes. The player of the hole that the ball went in will have to pick up the ball and hit someone with it. If he misses, he'll get a demerit pt. If he hits somebody, that guy will get a point. At the end of a specified time, or when any player hits the max allowed, the game stops and the worst scorer has to suffer a penalty - by standing against a wall to let others throw the ball at him, and he cannot duck. The number of shots will depend on the net score between thrower and throwee.
Even Captain's ball is a more stimulating and fun sport than cricket.
Cricket = "we're not good enough to play real baseball, and we like to adopt the cultural relics of our pommy colonial masters."
I will not be surprised if cricket becomes Singapore's next 'national sport' after table tennis, after some Ah Nehs have pestered Singapore Sports Council into supporting the sport.
Cricket = "we're not good enough to play real baseball, and we like to adopt the cultural relics of our pommy colonial masters."
I will not be surprised if cricket becomes Singapore's next 'national sport' after table tennis, after some Ah Nehs have pestered Singapore Sports Council into supporting the sport.
erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
ahh haha . After that kind of trauma to the head the only job for the malay guy is to become a scholar/politician.
Yes..Yes.. Rounders, hantam bola was the game that I played back then with my neighbours.. The Malay boys in our neighbourhood introduced this game.. Remembered playing on a grass patch near my block.. We would used the tennis ball for the game.. Fun to whacked the tennis ball at your opponent.. I remembered accidentally throwing the ball hard on to the head of this Malay boy.. He had a small lump on his forehead but he didn't bear any grudges against me.. Those were the days when we had so much fun..
It should have been baseball you mean? Cricket has a longer history then that.
fuck cricket ok. Those shit skins that play it and make a nuisance of themselves why should you ppl want to watch it. If it was tiongs playing it you ppl would say it sucks.
Cricket uses up a lot of premium real estate. Next time you see Ah Nehs monopolising our precious green spaces with a stupid game like cricket, you should get tog yr merry band of brothers and neybors and play hantam bola. That way, you will run all over their game and reclaim the space to yrself.
keling cannot win ppl at those very athletic games lah they can only win at those physically undemanding games.
Test cricket...
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's
in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the
next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side
that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to
get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out,
and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes
in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and
they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been
in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after
all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the
end of the game!
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's
in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the
next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side
that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to
get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out,
and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes
in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and
they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been
in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after
all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the
end of the game!
Ask the AH Nehs lah,,,they dominate the game and the whole cricket industry anyway
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