What We Look for in Women!

[BuiKia]

Exactly! Ups you lah.

Men don't look for anything in women. We just want to be in them.

 

[shctaw]

Our own juice.

 

[spotter542]

A lady in the lounge , a whore in bed :p

 

[yinyang]

there when i need them and disappear when i don't....simple..

best is if she has a flat head so that i can watch tv and put my beer mug her her head too.

Bang on (and not just referring to what you both said:p). Just need that genie to come on and do the trick!

 

[BuiKia]

I just wish for one that will suck my dick everytime she needs my attention.

 

[spotter542]

Face like a movie star and fuck like a porn star

This one can ? :p

 

[Crane]

All fat girls can go fuck themselves.
The 'fat gene' is an excuse. "My mom's cooking is simply irresistable !" is another freaking excuse for being fat.

Fat girls are simply lazy.

 

[laksaboy]

All fat girls can go fuck themselves.
The 'fat gene' is an excuse. "My mom's cooking is simply irresistable !" is another freaking excuse for being fat.

Fat girls are simply lazy.

The euphemisms they give themselves are hilarious.

'Big beautiful woman', 'large and lovely', 'a little extra', 'real woman with real curves' etc.

[video=youtube;efyrzAewjz8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8[/video]

 

[Crane]

The euphemisms they give themselves are hilarious.

'Big beautiful woman', 'large and lovely', 'a little extra', 'real woman with real curves' etc.

Not forgeting the perennial favourite: 'Pleasantly plump'

 

[BuiKia]

Minimum must be like this...

 

[Enforcer]

Sounds like my husband...

Tell us how does your husband celebrates Valentines day for you

 

[Enforcer]

no point listing lah.....cannot find one....

I met one once. Once I was casually telling her how nice it was to be Japanese men. Their wives would wake up in the morning and suck their cocks before going to work. The next morning, after shower, I came out of the shower room and she immediately suck my cock and CIM

GuangZhou girl....best!

 

[spotter542]

Minimum must be like this...

No neh neh leh :p

 

[SaBoon]

Minimum must be like this...

Can see the nee tau leh.

Airport runway.

 

[Travellor]

This one can ? :p

This one is championship la

 

[Narong Wongwan]

This one can ? :p

Thanks bro but nose looks too big....teeth not perfect.....

 

[Travellor]

Thanks bro but nose looks too big....teeth not perfect.....

Its ok for me ...nose big can stop her from gagging on my big black ah nehneh shaft ......

 

[Enforcer]

Thanks bro but nose looks too big....teeth not perfect.....

Hard to please you boss. Later you go Geylang kio kway, those pimps got tell you, "you come to fuck or to look for wife?" :o

 

[jw5]

Hard to please you boss. Later you go Geylang kio kway, those pimps got tell you, "you come to fuck or to look for wife?" :o

This line also can use when queueing behind someone who can't decide what he wants to eat at a hawker centre or foodcourt.
Just change fuck to eat.
But be prepared to get whacked verbally or even literally.