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Very sad, no one to leave my CPF money to.

SadPlumpGal

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My mother is very frail and have repeatedly asked me to find a good man and settle down.

I have tried very hard but find Singaporean men immature and close-minded, always ranting about football and PAP, as if there is nothing else in this world besides Man United and Lee Hsien Loong.

At the same time, I have to take care of mum and cannot leave the country to find my soul mate.

Today, I received a note from CPF to update my nomination and I naturally put down my mum's name, but she said, "Dear, mum will leave before you. Find a good man quick, leave your money to him and your children instead."

I know I failed as a daughter when I saw my mum cry for me.
 

laksaboy

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Asset
Be the mistress of Lee Hsien Loong; he'll take good care of you.

Also, you can consider purchasing some Man United shares with your CPF money. :biggrin:
 

Thick Face Black Heart

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Generous Asset
My mother is very frail and have repeatedly asked me to find a good man and settle down.

I have tried very hard but find Singaporean men immature and close-minded, always ranting about football and PAP, as if there is nothing else in this world besides Man United and Lee Hsien Loong.

At the same time, I have to take care of mum and cannot leave the country to find my soul mate.

Today, I received a note from CPF to update my nomination and I naturally put down my mum's name, but she said, "Dear, mum will leave before you. Find a good man quick, leave your money to him and your children instead."

I know I failed as a daughter when I saw my mum cry for me.



I feel so sorry for you. Please ask Ah Joe froggie to marry you soon. Wish both of you long life many children and grandkids fill up entire hall.
 

virus

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Be the mistress of Lee Hsien Loong; he'll take good care of you.

Also, you can consider purchasing some Man United shares with your CPF money. :biggrin:

that's understatement... can buy the entire EPL and brazil team.
 

lifeafter41

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My mother is very frail and have repeatedly asked me to find a good man and settle down.

I have tried very hard but find Singaporean men immature and close-minded, always ranting about football and PAP, as if there is nothing else in this world besides Man United and Lee Hsien Loong.

At the same time, I have to take care of mum and cannot leave the country to find my soul mate.

Today, I received a note from CPF to update my nomination and I naturally put down my mum's name, but she said, "Dear, mum will leave before you. Find a good man quick, leave your money to him and your children instead."

I know I failed as a daughter when I saw my mum cry for me.

It's never too late.
I am sure your mother hopes to see you happily married before she pass on.
You have not failed her as yet.

Speaking of which, do you really need to find your soulmate in another country.
Is the Singaporean partner so hard to find?

没有嫁不出去的女人只有不想嫁的女人
 

winnipegjets

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My mother is very frail and have repeatedly asked me to find a good man and settle down.

I have tried very hard but find Singaporean men immature and close-minded, always ranting about football and PAP, as if there is nothing else in this world besides Man United and Lee Hsien Loong.

At the same time, I have to take care of mum and cannot leave the country to find my soul mate.

Today, I received a note from CPF to update my nomination and I naturally put down my mum's name, but she said, "Dear, mum will leave before you. Find a good man quick, leave your money to him and your children instead."

I know I failed as a daughter when I saw my mum cry for me.

The PAP thanks you for the money.
 

blindswordsman

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...Speaking of which, do you really need to find your soulmate in another country.
Is the Singaporean partner so hard to find?...没有嫁不出去的女人只有不想嫁的女人

Alamak, you do not have to find your soul mate in another country. Pappies have already imported various types of foreigners into SG for you to select as a soul mate. You can choose from this list - pinoy, ah neh, Vietcong, ah tiong, ang moh, white, black, brown, half white/half black, etc. No other Govt offers such a selection.
 

blackmondy

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I have tried very hard but find Singaporean men immature and close-minded, always ranting about football and PAP, as if there is nothing else in this world besides Man United and Lee Hsien Loong.

It's your fault to find the same kind of guy all the time.

I'm a good man and only care about Woman United and Lee Xiao Long.
 

escher

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My mother is very frail and have repeatedly asked me to find a good man and settle down.

I have tried very hard but find Singaporean men immature and close-minded, always ranting about football and PAP, as if there is nothing else in this world besides Man United and Lee Hsien Loong.

At the same time, I have to take care of mum and cannot leave the country to find my soul mate.

Today, I received a note from CPF to update my nomination and I naturally put down my mum's name, but she said, "Dear, mum will leave before you. Find a good man quick, leave your money to him and your children instead."

I know I failed as a daughter when I saw my mum cry for me.

I can fuck you well and good until you reach and stay in 7 heaven.
I cannot be soul mate as my cock is in great demand.

Dont worry about your CPF as there aint no way you or others Stinkaporeans can get the CPF

THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR CPF IS TO KILL ALL THOSE STINKING ROTTEN PAPs BY PIANO WIRE OR BY BBQ OR BY TAKING A KNIFE AND CUT A FEW ARSEHOLES IN A PAP TO LET OUT HIS SHIT



GET RID OF THE POISON IN SINGAPORE
HANG ALL THOSE FUCKING PAPs AND THEIR COLLABORATORS
BBQ THE BASTARD PAPs

AND SINGAPORE CAN BE AS GOOD IF NOT BETTER THAN SWITZERLAND

OR REMAIN HEAD DOWN DOWN AND ARSEHOLES UP HIGH HIGH TO BE FUCKED TO BE TIEWED TO BE KANNED BY THE PAP MAGGOTS COCKROACHES
Kill them all PAPs
Let GOD sort out the good from the really bad ones
The good PAPs can then eat joss sticks and candle wax from time to time
The bad PAPs like smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY will be raped and tiewed and kanned by legions of ghouls and demons and not ever
get time off to eat joss sticks and candle wax

Hang those PAP maggots cockroaches with piano wires from lamp posts to make them dance before it is too late and we have no more CPF to get back.

BBQ those PAP maggots cockroaches before it is too late and we have no more CPF to get back.

Cut a few more arseholes into those PAP maggots cockroaches to let out their shit before it is too late and we have no more CPF to get back.

Make those PAP maggots cockroaches eat joss sticks and candle wax before it is too late and we have no more CPF to get back.


None of those in PAP work for anyone but that smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY, to help him hold down Singaporeans to screw and fuck hundreds of BILLIONs from us all into smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY stinkapore sovereign funds.

They are there in PAP because LKY know that they are a bunch of self serving greedy bastards and scrapings of scums of society. To call them maggots cockroaches will be to insult real maggots and real cockroaches.
LKY will never allow good decent people into the PAP and good decent people will not want to get into the PAP.

Those in PAP are the most corrupt and moral degenerates and moral bankrupts and moral filths that are being presented to stinkaporeans as moral compasses.

Despite the leeching and fucking of singaporeans by the cheebye PAP and LKY, Singapore still managed to survive to date.
Despite their being hung as a fucking millstones around the necks of Singaporeans and the idiocy and corrupt manipulations of PAP and LKY, Singapore still not dead yet.

WE ALL ARE NOW WAITING FOR THE DEATH OF LKY IN COMING DAYS OR WEEKS.
WE ALL WILL YUM SENG AND YUM SENG AND YUM SENG AGAIN AND AGAIN DANCING SINGING ON TABLE TOPS AND STREETS

WE THEN WILL SEE THOSE IN PAP WITH SHARPENED KNIVES HOOTING ARSEHLOON A DOZEN NEW ARSEHOLES AND THE DEATH OF THE ENTIRE LEE KWA CLAN

WE THEN WILL PICK UP PIANO WIRES AND HANG ALL THOSE REMAINING PAP AND THEIR COLLABORATORS FROM LAMP POSTS AND SEE THOSE BASTARDS AND BITCHES DANCE.
AND HAPPINESS WILL RETURN TO OUR LAND.

AND STINKAPORE WILL BECOME SINGAPORE ONCE MORE.
 
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