I also know how to talk cock. Here goes.
"No money buy makan? Eat cake then. Be positive. "
"No money go online at home? Buy a notebook and go shopping mall to surf net. Be positive."
"Unemployed? No income? Go upgrade. Or learn to fish, go jungle pick wild fruits and berries. Be positive."
When you are somebody's famous or infamous daughter...life is always positive!:p
It is like Comparing foire gras with mee siam mai neng ( wee siam without an egg)!