Everytime Ramseth disappears, Prof. JW5 starts clonehunting for Ramseth something like Indiana Jones raiding the lost ark or the temple of doom. About half a year back, it was my turn to be targetted for the clonehunt. I was quite furious then but learned to forget it and get on with life. I read the professor's tales as fairytales. Now I pity the victim of the new sequal, provided that he's really not a clone of Ramseth. I couldn't resist starting this thread.
Through the not-so-nice experience, I've learned some basics of Ramsethology:
1. If you write like Ramseth, you must be his clone. (Only Ramseth is allowed to write good English.)
2. If you don't write like Ramseth, you must be disguising writing style.
3. If you discuss the same topics as Ramseth does, you must be his clone. (Only Ramseth is allowed to discuss politics and football in the same breath.)
4. If you don't discuss the same topics as Ramseth does, you must be disguising topics.
5. If you talk to Ramseth, you must be talking to yourself. (Only the Prof. JW5 is the police, judge and jury.)
I'm starting this thread so that, please, don't destroy other good threads and bring all your Ramsethology theories here.
Through the not-so-nice experience, I've learned some basics of Ramsethology:
1. If you write like Ramseth, you must be his clone. (Only Ramseth is allowed to write good English.)
2. If you don't write like Ramseth, you must be disguising writing style.
3. If you discuss the same topics as Ramseth does, you must be his clone. (Only Ramseth is allowed to discuss politics and football in the same breath.)
4. If you don't discuss the same topics as Ramseth does, you must be disguising topics.
5. If you talk to Ramseth, you must be talking to yourself. (Only the Prof. JW5 is the police, judge and jury.)
I'm starting this thread so that, please, don't destroy other good threads and bring all your Ramsethology theories here.
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