Really? Did Kong zhi said that?
The Wise Confucius say ..... !!!
Confucius say ..... " Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day ! "
Confucius say ..... " Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife, upright organ ! "
Confucius say ..... " Wife who put husband in dog-house, soon find him in - cat house ! "
Confucius say ..... " Wife's panty, not best thing on earth. But next to best thing on earth ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man who fight with wife all day, get no ' piece ' at night ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man with tight trousers, is pressing his luck ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag ! "
Confucius say ..... " It take many nails to build crib. But only one screw, to fill it ! "
Confucius say ..... " Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on top of desk ! "
Confucius say ..... " For wife, hole happy. Whole body happy ! "
Confucius say ..... " Married man should wash face in the morning. Neck & mouth at night ! "
Confucius say ..... " Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people ! "
Confucius say ..... " Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread legs of woman ! "
Confucius say ..... " State of pregnancy exists, when wife takes seriously, something poked in fun ! "
Confucius say ..... " Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly ! "
Confucius say ..... " Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man's wife his better half. His mistress, his better hole ! "
Confucius say ..... " It is good for girl to meet boy in park. But, better for boy to park meat in girl ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man have more hair on chest than wife. But on hole, wife have more ! "
Confucius say ..... " Woman laid in tomb, may soon become mummy ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man with athletic finger, make broad jump ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man who marries girl with no bust, have right to feel low down ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs ! "
Confucius say ..... " Man who sucks nipples, makes clean breast of things ! "
Confucius say ..... " Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick ! "
Confucius Say ..... " Blow job, like army. Closer to discharge, better it feels ! "
Confucius Say ..... " Woman who dance without bra, make believe ballroom ! "
Confucius Say ..... " Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed ! "
Confucius Say ..... " Never argue with a woman, when she's tired, or well rested ! "
Confucius Say ..... " If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital ! "
Confucius Say ..... " Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills ! "
Confucius Say ..... " Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth ! "
Confucius say ..... " Girl's best asset, is her ` lie ' ability ! "