Make your day (with these puns)
1) A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be *patient*
2) A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a *conclusion*
3) A man running in front of a car gets *tyred*. And a man running behind a car, gets *exhausted*
4) War doesn't determine who is *right*, it determines who is *left*.
5) A man who drives like *hell*, is *bound to get there*
6) A lion will not *cheat his wife*, but a *Tiger wood*!
7) Toilets are a great place *to think*. No wonder they are called *"Sochalayas"* in Hindi...