Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Whores vs politicians?
#Prostitutes dont take your money and sleep with someone else unlike the politicians who takes your votes and support someone else
#Prostitutes dont disguise themselves as virgin nun unlike the politicians who disguise themselves as holier than thou and end up raping the people.
#Prostitutes serve you as promised unlike the politicians who's promise in their manifesto are all lies
#Prostitutes use their body to give you satisfaction unlike the politicians who use promises to trick you.
So, please dont compare them with the politicians. They are way more noble.
#Prostitutes dont take your money and sleep with someone else unlike the politicians who takes your votes and support someone else
#Prostitutes dont disguise themselves as virgin nun unlike the politicians who disguise themselves as holier than thou and end up raping the people.
#Prostitutes serve you as promised unlike the politicians who's promise in their manifesto are all lies
#Prostitutes use their body to give you satisfaction unlike the politicians who use promises to trick you.
So, please dont compare them with the politicians. They are way more noble.
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Make your day (with these puns)
1) A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be *patient*
2) A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a *conclusion*
3) A man running in front of a car gets *tyred*. And a man running behind a car, gets *exhausted*
4) War doesn't determine who is *right*, it determines who is *left*.
5) A man who drives like *hell*, is *bound to get there*
6) A lion will not *cheat his wife*, but a *Tiger wood*!
7) Toilets are a great place *to think*. No wonder they are called *"Sochalayas"* in Hindi...
1) A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be *patient*
2) A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a *conclusion*
3) A man running in front of a car gets *tyred*. And a man running behind a car, gets *exhausted*
4) War doesn't determine who is *right*, it determines who is *left*.
5) A man who drives like *hell*, is *bound to get there*
6) A lion will not *cheat his wife*, but a *Tiger wood*!
7) Toilets are a great place *to think*. No wonder they are called *"Sochalayas"* in Hindi...
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