Halit Kurtulmus Aytoslu
5 July 2020
The Great Escape
Adam and Eve are so helpless and defenseless against the Corona virus . They have to learn to walk again .
The baby walker may by able to help .
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Halit Kurtulmus Aytoslu
5 July 2020
The Great Escape
Adam and Eve are so helpless and defenseless against the Corona virus . They have to learn to walk again .
The baby walker may by able to help .
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Sex Service
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.
When the lady came, he asked :_
How much is your service.....????? "_
The lady said :" $100 for a ✊ hand job"
What.....????
Why So Expensive....??? "
The guy asked in amazement.....!!!!
The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him :
Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there....???? ''_*
That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! "
The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._
It was great....!!!!_
So he asked :_
What else can you do....???? "
The lady said :_
For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! "
What....???_*
That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! ''
he replied.
The lady brought him to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_
So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._
It was unbelievable....!!!!_
So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._
So he asked :
'' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "*
The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see that skyscraper there....????*
*It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.
When the lady came, he asked :_
How much is your service.....????? "_
The lady said :" $100 for a ✊ hand job"
What.....????
Why So Expensive....??? "
The guy asked in amazement.....!!!!
The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him :
Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there....???? ''_*
That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! "
The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._
It was great....!!!!_
So he asked :_
What else can you do....???? "
The lady said :_
For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! "
What....???_*
That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! ''
he replied.
The lady brought him to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_
So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._
It was unbelievable....!!!!_
So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._
So he asked :
'' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "*
The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see that skyscraper there....????*
*It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''
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