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Halit Kurtulmus Aytoslu
5 July 2020
The Great Escape
Adam and Eve are so helpless and defenseless against the Corona virus . They have to learn to walk again .
The baby walker may by able to help .
Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Halit Kurtulmus Aytoslu
5 July 2020
The Great Escape
Adam and Eve are so helpless and defenseless against the Corona virus . They have to learn to walk again .
The baby walker may by able to help .
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DR.MEDDY
6 July 2020
Muscle flex
On June 29, China’s National People’s Congress (NPC) passed new national security legislation applicable to Hong Kong.
The new security law uses sweeping provisions to criminalize secession, terrorism, collusion with foreign powers and subversion of the Chinese government.
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Derkaoui Abdellah
7 July 2020
Putin until 2036
Critics say Russian vote that could allow Putin to rule until 2036 was rigged
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Sex Service
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.
When the lady came, he asked :_
How much is your service.....????? "_
The lady said :" $100 for a
hand job"
What.....????
Why So Expensive....??? "
The guy asked in amazement.....!!!!
The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him :
Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there....???? ''_*
That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! "
The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._
It was great....!!!!_
So he asked :_
What else can you do....???? "
The lady said :_
For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! "
What....???_*
That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! ''
he replied.
The lady brought him to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_
So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._
It was unbelievable....!!!!_
So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._
So he asked :
'' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "*
The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see that skyscraper there....????*
*It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.
When the lady came, he asked :_
How much is your service.....????? "_
The lady said :" $100 for a
hand job"What.....????
Why So Expensive....??? "
The guy asked in amazement.....!!!!
The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him :
Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there....???? ''_*
That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! "
The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._
It was great....!!!!_
So he asked :_
What else can you do....???? "
The lady said :_
For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! "
What....???_*
That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! ''
he replied.
The lady brought him to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_
So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._
It was unbelievable....!!!!_
So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._
So he asked :
'' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "*
The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said :
'' Do you see that skyscraper there....????*
*It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''
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Grabbin' China by the pussy
In the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic, with the US even being the biggest victim,
Trump decides to stop the collaboration with and support for the World Health Organisation.
Actually helping China to get more influence than ever.
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