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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Abdelghani Dahdouh
14 July 2020
Vaccine vaccine!
The world awaits the discovery of a vaccine against Coronavirus!
Two 90 year old Men
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic," says Mike.
"So what's the bad news?
"You're in the team for this Saturday's match !!!"
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic," says Mike.
"So what's the bad news?
"You're in the team for this Saturday's match !!!"
Pete Kreiner
7 January 2019
Driver Distracted
What do you see -- the letter H or the oncoming truck?
According to recent research, driver distraction such as typing and sending messages on a mobile phone
has been found to be responsible for more than 58% of all fatal and non-fatal car accidents worldwide.
A negative space road safety cartoon.
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