Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[Froggy]

Happy Prosperous New Year YY

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
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Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"
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One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
**
So I apologised and replied, "I am so sorry.* Are you three whales from Scotland?"
**
And that's the last thing I remember..........

 

[yinyang]

Happy Prosperous New Year YY

Many thanks, I wish you only get SOLID types and may your snake be strong too:p

 

[ykhuser]

a joke for laugh

one day a short plump guy was horny.
he decided to call a chicken to satify himeslf.
upon spoting the ayam that he locked on, he proceed to the hotel.
in the hotel, he told the chicken he is a virgin..got ang pow in return?

the chicken know this type of customer chao kuan pattern...she will deal with him later.

after the session, mr shortie asked for the ang pao citing he is a virgin.
the ayam did not give him any ang pao, but give him a handful of rice grains instead.

shortie being puzzled asked the ayam what is the rice grains for?

ayam said: the rice is for you to grow up your xiao gi gi bird..先养大你的小鶏鶏侢说吧

 

[Enforcer]

Re: a joke for laugh

Not funny leh. Cold joke lah

 

[Baimi]

Re: a joke for laugh

A shy girl goes in the sex toy shop looking for a vibrator.
Shy girl: eh..eh.. i am looking for a vibrator.
Saleman: It's all up there, choose which type you like.
Shy girl: eh..eh.. i want the red colour wan.
Saleman: hello girl, that's a fire extinguisher.

 

[AhGuan]

Re: a joke for laugh

A shy girl goes in the sex toy shop looking for a vibrator.
Shy girl: eh..eh.. i am looking for a vibrator.
Saleman: It's all up there, choose which type you like.
Shy girl: eh..eh.. i want the red colour wan.
Saleman: hello girl, that's a fire extinguisher.

Hahaha ...... this one funny !

 

[shctaw]

Re: a joke for laugh

2 Ah Neh jailbreak from Changi prison and break into a home in Changi area.

A sinkie saw the 2 Ah Neh lowering head toward his sleeping wife. After a while both quickly run toward the kitchen.

The sinkie run toward his wife and tell her softly; "Do not worry the pain from rape will not be intense."

The wife smile back to him and says; " The Aneh tell me not to worry and says they are gay. They ask me where is the butter. And they are coming back for you."

 

[butoh6050]

Re: a joke for laugh

A restaurant worker Ah Tiong just got married to his shy wife.
On the bed, the Ah Tiong asked his wife how he can satisfy her.
The shy wife, wrote on a piece of paper "69" and handed it to him.
Ah Tiong took the paper, opened it and was puzzled. He asked his wife...."you want chicken with Broccoli"?

 

[Kuailan]

Re: a joke for laugh

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. I
n her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

Then the daughter asked her mother...

"Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

 

[ykhuser]

Re: a joke for laugh

A shy girl goes in the sex toy shop looking for a vibrator.
Shy girl: eh..eh.. i am looking for a vibrator.
Saleman: It's all up there, choose which type you like.
Shy girl: eh..eh.. i want the red colour wan.
Saleman: hello girl, that's a fire extinguisher.

this one funny.

 

[Enforcer]

Re: a joke for laugh

this one funny.

By the way brother, I saw a vibrator ring at cold storage near the condom section. Anyone knows what's that for? Can't be a vibrator right? Selling for around 13 bucks.

 

[laksaboy]

Re: a joke for laugh

By the way brother, I saw a vibrator ring at cold storage near the condom section. Anyone knows what's that for? Can't be a vibrator right? Selling for around 13 bucks.

Why spend all that money? Use your phone and turn vibration mode on.

 

[Enforcer]

Re: a joke for laugh

Why spend all that money? Use your phone and turn vibration mode on.

Nowadays smartphones vibration is not as strong as those old phones.

 

[looneytan]

Re: a joke for laugh

Anyone knows what's that for? Can't be a vibrator right? Selling for around 13 bucks.

spend 13 bucks and learn, consider money well spent to acquire new knowledge

 

[Enforcer]

Re: a joke for laugh

spend 13 bucks and learn, consider money well spent to acquire new knowledge

Ok, hehe. Buy one and try on my ass first

 

[Enforcer]

Re: a joke for laugh

Ah fuck, it's actually to put on the cock and not asshole :o

 

[looneytan]

Re: a joke for laugh

Buy one and try on my ass first

ok la, here the answer

now credit 13 bucks to my bank account

 

[Enforcer]

Re: a joke for laugh

ok la, here the answer

now credit 13 bucks to my bank account

Sure, if you dare to post your bank account here

 

[looneytan]

Re: a joke for laugh

Sure, if you dare to post your bank account here

and don't ask me which side of ring finger to wear

 

[hornylee]

Re: a joke for laugh

A husband comes from church, he greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house.
The wife was so surprised and she asked "did the pastor preach about being romantic"?


The husband said, "no, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows" .