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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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All's Fair?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.
How interesting .... I never thought Money has different names!!!*
In temple or church, it's called *donation.*
In school, it's *fee.*
In marriage, it's called *dowry.*
In divorce, *alimony.*
When you owe someone, it's *debt.*
When you pay the government, it's *tax.*
In court, it's *fines.*
Civil servant retirees, it's *pension.*
Employer to workers, it's *salary.*
Master to subordinates, it's *wages.*
To children, it's *allowance.*
When you borrow from bank, it's *loan.*
When you offer after a good service. it's *tips.*
To kidnappers, it's *ransom.*
Illegally received in the name of service, it's *bribe.*
*The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???*
*ANSWER:*
*Money given to your wife*
*is called DUTY, and every*
*man has to do his duty*
*because wives are not* *DUTY FREE...*
Money to LHL - GST
Smaller sum back from LHL - voucher.
In temple or church, it's called *donation.*
In school, it's *fee.*
In marriage, it's called *dowry.*
In divorce, *alimony.*
When you owe someone, it's *debt.*
When you pay the government, it's *tax.*
In court, it's *fines.*
Civil servant retirees, it's *pension.*
Employer to workers, it's *salary.*
Master to subordinates, it's *wages.*
To children, it's *allowance.*
When you borrow from bank, it's *loan.*
When you offer after a good service. it's *tips.*
To kidnappers, it's *ransom.*
Illegally received in the name of service, it's *bribe.*
*The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???*
*ANSWER:*
*Money given to your wife*
*is called DUTY, and every*
*man has to do his duty*
*because wives are not* *DUTY FREE...*
Money to LHL - GST
Smaller sum back from LHL - voucher.
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