Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Virtual health
Rodrigo de Matos
Voice assistants, like Amazon Alexa and Google Home, are about to transform the delivery of healthcare

 

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When you haven't got a clue what women wants

 

[Wayne Piew]

 

[Wayne Piew]

 

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Whistlezilla
Amorim

 

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Beyond the masks
Rodrigo de Matos
Carrie Lam, Hong Kong’s besieged chief executive, launches emergency law to prohibit face masks
and other coverings at public gatherings. Thousands had taken to the streets to participate in marches against the measure

 

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Little Johnny At the Nudist Beach

When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach.

He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks:
“Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”

Mom answers:
“oh hmm, see my son, the women with small breasts are poor, the ones with big breasts are rich. That’s the difference.”

Little Johnny is satisfied with this answer and goes back to his sand-castle.

After 30 minutes he comes back again to his mother and asks:
“Mom, Mom, why do all the men have different sized penises?”

Mom answers:
“oh hmm, see my son, the men with a small penis are not smart, but the ones with a big penis are very intelligent. That’s the difference.”

Little Johnny is satisfied with this answer and goes back to his sand-castle.
After 30 minutes he comes again back to his mother and says:
“Mom, Mom, Daddy is talking to a very rich woman and every second he is getting smarter and smarter.”

 

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Evolution
by terror

Don’t you just hate line-cutters

 

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Evolution (finale)
There’s more than one way to follow someone

This is why it sucks to be at the end of the line

Inter-Evolutionary Love

 

[Wayne Piew]

 

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*A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.*
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_The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4._
_I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4"._


_The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal._


_The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4._

_*Principal:* What is 3+3?_

_*Boy:* 6._

_*Principal:* 6+6._

_*Boy:* 12._

_The boy got all the questions right._


_The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately._


_The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed._

_*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?_

_*Boy:* Legs._

_*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?_

_*Boy:* Pockets._

_*Madam:* What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?_

_*Boy:* Coconut._

_*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?_


_The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge_

_*Boy:* Bubble gum._

_*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do._

_*Boy:* Tent._


_*The principal was looking restless*_
_*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?._

_*Boy:* Wedding ring._

_*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?_

_*Boy:* Nose._

_*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver._

_*Boy:* Arrow._
_*Principal:* O MY GOD._
_*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?_

_*Boy:* Fork._

_*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?_

_*Boy:* Surname._

_*Principal:* Ohooo !_

_*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?_

_*Boy:* Heart._

_*Principal:* Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,_
_"Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the Wrong

 

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The Cannibals and the Missionaries


Two cannibals meet one day. After talking about their days, they start, as we all do, to discuss their problems.

The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."

"What kind of Missionary do you use?" The second cannibal asks,

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."


"Ah, ah!" the second cannibal replies.
"No wonder... those are friars!"

 

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Business for Pleasure

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba..

 

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Make ISIS great again
Tom Curry
ISIS fighters got away after Trump removed US troops from Syria

 

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The Blond Bank Robber and the 3 Stalls

Three bank robbers: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.

Are trying to evade the police when they come across a farm. Being short on time and options, they all decide to hide in the barn. The redhead hides near the horses, the brunette hides near the cows and the blonde hides in a pile of potatoes.
When the police come to search the barn, first they come to the horse stables.

The redhead lets out a hefty "neeeyyyy", the cops are convinced that the horses are indeed alone, and the redhead escapes.

The police then search the cow pens.
The brunette saw what the first robber had done, and belts out a deep "mooooo". The cops are again convinced and the brunette is able to escape.

The police finally turn to the stall where the Blond has hidden. The blond, seeing how easily the other two had gotten away, decides to use the same method.

So as the police officers came close they suddenly hear: "Potato!"

 

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Full English Brexit-Fast
neetje
Boris has a new plan for the backstop. The Brexit-dish is getting more complicated every week.

 

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PitchMeToo
SmithaBhandareKamat

 

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Social Networking Disadvantages