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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on TV recently.
Please read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, you have to love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
This is a portion of an ABC interview between a female journalist, Leigh Sales and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
LEIGH SALES:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We ae going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
LEIGH SALES:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they will be properly supervised on the rifle range.
LEIGH SALES:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
LEIGH SALES:
But you are equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you are equipped to be a prostitute, but you are not one, are you?
The broadcast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
Please read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, you have to love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
This is a portion of an ABC interview between a female journalist, Leigh Sales and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
LEIGH SALES:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We ae going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
LEIGH SALES:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they will be properly supervised on the rifle range.
LEIGH SALES:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
LEIGH SALES:
But you are equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you are equipped to be a prostitute, but you are not one, are you?
The broadcast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
A marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper rifle. The marksman tells the owner he wants the best one available.The owner shows him a piece and says “This one has a reach of over 1 km. That’s so far, you can see crystal clear my apartment from here. Third floor, fourth one from the left.”
The marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was pointing. Then he says “I’m impressed! I really can see it clearly from here! In fact, I can even tell that there’s a man and a woman both naked on the balcony.”
The shop owner, realising what was going on, says “Tell you what: You can keep this scope free of charge, if you shoot my wife in the head and that guy in the dick.”
And as he says it, he hands over two bullets to the marksman.
The marksman replies “Hold your horses old man, give me few seconds here and I should be able to do it with only one bullet!”
The marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was pointing. Then he says “I’m impressed! I really can see it clearly from here! In fact, I can even tell that there’s a man and a woman both naked on the balcony.”
The shop owner, realising what was going on, says “Tell you what: You can keep this scope free of charge, if you shoot my wife in the head and that guy in the dick.”
And as he says it, he hands over two bullets to the marksman.
The marksman replies “Hold your horses old man, give me few seconds here and I should be able to do it with only one bullet!”
India: Wealthy gets richer.
Rising Income inequality-worldwide.
India's Finance Minister presented Economic Survey in the Parliament which says the Nation would grow 7.5% in 208-19 which is rosy, given the slowdown in world economy. But a recent Oxfam survey has found 1% of India's rich cornered 73% wealth generated in 2017 in India which happens to be a trend worldwide too. So whose growth are we talking about!!
Rising Income inequality-worldwide.
India's Finance Minister presented Economic Survey in the Parliament which says the Nation would grow 7.5% in 208-19 which is rosy, given the slowdown in world economy. But a recent Oxfam survey has found 1% of India's rich cornered 73% wealth generated in 2017 in India which happens to be a trend worldwide too. So whose growth are we talking about!!
Too busy being neighbourly with busty sao?Looks like Chonburi server down for 2 days liaoz.:oops:
Why not you hold the fort with your exploits?
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