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*International customs for Apology*
*Tokyo, Japan*
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before he had a chance to apologize, the girl did a 90 degree bow, and said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
*New York, Time Square*
A man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before he had a chance to react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying : “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. Better you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”
*Paris, France*
A French man accidently tore a girls’ miniskirt. Before he opened his mouth, the young girl said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly went to a hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.
*Thames, England*
In the Church Square by Thames, an English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young lady. Before he could open his mouth, the young lady covered her torn spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close by…” The English man took his jacket off, put it on her shoulders, called a cab and took her home safely.
*China, Chong Qing, China*:
A man accidentally cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man could say anything, the young lady slapped the guy and shouted. “You, sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will make sure you go to the labor camp…”
*Taiwan Shimending*
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy could say a word, the girl smiled and said: “We have not settled on the price yet, and you want to inspect the merchandise?”
*Korea*
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I have a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”
*Malaysia*
In an upscale restaurant in Kuala Lumpur, a VVIP tore a girl’s miniskirt. The girl shouted for help and is attended to by the Police and brought back to the Police Station to take her statement. While in the Police Station, she was interrogated for wearing mini skirts and got charged for indecent dressing.
*Singapore*
A man pretended to sleep whilst travelling on a crowded MRT. Meanwhile he has a hidden camera to take upskirt pictures of girls. One of the girls caught him doing the act and used her mobile phone to take a picture of the man and uploaded onto the *STOMP*. It became viral and the man is now taking pictures of his cell in Changi Prison!
And my vote_ goes to:
*Bangkok, Thailand *
A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of an 18 years old girl. Before the man could apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey, ……we are all men .”
*Tokyo, Japan*
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before he had a chance to apologize, the girl did a 90 degree bow, and said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
*New York, Time Square*
A man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before he had a chance to react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying : “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. Better you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”
*Paris, France*
A French man accidently tore a girls’ miniskirt. Before he opened his mouth, the young girl said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly went to a hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.
*Thames, England*
In the Church Square by Thames, an English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young lady. Before he could open his mouth, the young lady covered her torn spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close by…” The English man took his jacket off, put it on her shoulders, called a cab and took her home safely.
*China, Chong Qing, China*:
A man accidentally cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man could say anything, the young lady slapped the guy and shouted. “You, sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will make sure you go to the labor camp…”
*Taiwan Shimending*
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy could say a word, the girl smiled and said: “We have not settled on the price yet, and you want to inspect the merchandise?”
*Korea*
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I have a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”
*Malaysia*
In an upscale restaurant in Kuala Lumpur, a VVIP tore a girl’s miniskirt. The girl shouted for help and is attended to by the Police and brought back to the Police Station to take her statement. While in the Police Station, she was interrogated for wearing mini skirts and got charged for indecent dressing.
*Singapore*
A man pretended to sleep whilst travelling on a crowded MRT. Meanwhile he has a hidden camera to take upskirt pictures of girls. One of the girls caught him doing the act and used her mobile phone to take a picture of the man and uploaded onto the *STOMP*. It became viral and the man is now taking pictures of his cell in Changi Prison!
And my vote_ goes to:
*Bangkok, Thailand *
A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of an 18 years old girl. Before the man could apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey, ……we are all men .”
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Fabio you're Fired!
Enrico Bertuccioli
Shop hires robot assistant... then fires it after just a week: Fabio the ShopBot irritates and confuses customers with vague replies and bad directions. Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5295837/Shop-hires-robot-assistant-fires-just-week.html
Enrico Bertuccioli
Shop hires robot assistant... then fires it after just a week: Fabio the ShopBot irritates and confuses customers with vague replies and bad directions. Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5295837/Shop-hires-robot-assistant-fires-just-week.html
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*NEW SALARY INCREMENT*
Najib Govt pro-election announcement - "If you have 5 kids, your salary will be doubled.
A man heard this news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him home and add him to our 4 kids so that my salary can be doubled.
When he came back, he found only 1 kid with the wife.
He asked the wife where are the other 3 kids?
The wife replied "You are not the only one who heard the news.
*THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME TO FETCH THEM AS WELL.*"
Najib Govt pro-election announcement - "If you have 5 kids, your salary will be doubled.
A man heard this news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him home and add him to our 4 kids so that my salary can be doubled.
When he came back, he found only 1 kid with the wife.
He asked the wife where are the other 3 kids?
The wife replied "You are not the only one who heard the news.
*THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME TO FETCH THEM AS WELL.*"
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