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yinyang

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Of birds and the bees?

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yinyang

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Of bull and cows

A wife & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow the wife ask the farm manager.


Wife: how many times does a bull have sex per day?

Manager: 6 times a day.
Wife: looks at her husband and says .....you see!

Then the husband ask the manager
Husband: u mean 6 times a day with the same cow?
Manager: no no with different cows everyday.
Husband: looks to his wife and says ....you see!
 

yinyang

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Biblical advice?

A man saw an attractive catholic girl and decided to give her a lift in his car.As the car was moving the man placed his hand on the laps of the girl pretending he was looking for the gear lever.The girl cast a glance at him and said Matthew chapter 7 vs 7".The man quickly removed his hand.


After a short time the man placed his hand again on the laps of the girl.The girl said to him again ;"Matthew 7 vs 7".The man nervously removed his hand.

The girl reached her destination and got off the car, cast another glance at the man and said "So you don't read your Bible!"

When the man got home he opened his Bible to Matthew 7 vs 7 it says "*ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO U"*.The man shouted;"OH I should read more of the Bible. And repented.(lost opportunity).
 
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