Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[Narong Wongwan]

Beer branding

I actually had this beer....and in Sg Clarke Quay. $15 per bottle

 

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I actually had this beer....and in Sg Clarke Quay. $15 per bottle

Thanks for dropping by with your war story. So what do the Austrian populace call themselves -fxxking residents?:p

 

[Wayne Piew]

Darts with shots, my kind of sport.



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[Semaj2357]

Thanks for dropping by with your war story. So what do the Austrian populace call themselves -fxxking residents?:p

visitors there can tell their friends something else interesting and not get astonished looks - as in gone fishing :p

 

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Murphy's Law

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.

He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.

'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!

'Ain't dat grand, !!'

Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,

'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'

The doctor then delivered a little girl.

He said,

'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'

Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,

'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'

The doctor then delivered another boy and said,

'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'

Murphy said to the doctor,

'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'

The doctor said,

'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'

Murphy said,

'Ah yeah, during conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,

'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out ofVaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'

She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'

Murph said,

'I'll tell you, ......it's a ruddy good ting we didn't use WD-40.

 

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Irish sense

Apparently, the Irish have the lowest stress rate of any western nation because they do not take medical terminology seriously....

Medical Term
Irish Definition

Artery
-The study of paintings

Bacteria
-Back door to cafeteria

Barium
-What doctors do when patients die

Benign
-What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
-A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan
-Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
-Made eye contact with her

Colic
-A sheep dog

Coma
-A punctuation mark

Dilate
-To live long

Enema
-Not a friend

Fester
-Quicker than someone else

Fibula
-A small lie

Impotent
-Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain
-Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
-A Doctor's cane

Morbid
-A higher offer

Nitrates
-Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
-I knew it

Outpatient
-A person who has fainted

Pelvis
-Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
-A letter carrier

Recovery Room
-Place to do upholstery

Rectum
-Nearly killed him

Secretion
-Hiding something

Seizure
-Roman Emperor

Tablet
-A small table

Terminal Illness
-Getting sick at the airport

Tumour
-One plus one more

Urine
-Opposite of you're out

 

[dancingshoes]

Kermit memes

 

[dancingshoes]

I wanted to enjoy true hospitality:

 

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True war story, saw this fitting sign at a furniture shop last weekend

 

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[Wayne Piew]

 

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miss piggy, she is not happy...

 

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Good biz sense?

Abdul went to the USA for the first time.

He opened a furniture shop & a lingerie shop.

In 6 months he did good business.

He sends an email to his wife saying:
Please pack up & come to USA.
I sold 100 mattresses and 5000 panties.
I made *$100,000*.

She replies:
It is better that you close your shop and come back fast.

With 1 mattress & with no panties
I made *$300,000*

 

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