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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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*3 Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School does not teach them...*
1. *Fucking Law of Delivery Time -* No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.
*Moral -* Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.
2. *Fucking Law of Direction -* Even though both holes are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.
*Moral -* Right direction is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.
3. *Fucking Law of Human Resources -* By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man and 4 women, you can get 4 children.
*Moral -* Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men.
*Forward to all Hard working employees.*
1. *Fucking Law of Delivery Time -* No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.
*Moral -* Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.
2. *Fucking Law of Direction -* Even though both holes are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.
*Moral -* Right direction is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.
3. *Fucking Law of Human Resources -* By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man and 4 women, you can get 4 children.
*Moral -* Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men.
*Forward to all Hard working employees.*
*Wrong use of word 'Fuck':*
Wife has broken her leg and her hubby comes after work.
Hubby: How are you doing?
Wife: Fine.
Hey, do me a favour. Go upstairs and get me my slippers. My feet are freezing!
Hubby goes upstairs and sees wife's hot two sisters lying on the bed.
Hubby: Your sister sent me up to have sex with you girls.
Sisters: Prove it!
Hubby (Shouting): Hey honey...both of them?
Wife (Shouting back): Of course! What's the point of fucking one?
*Absolute classic*
:p
Wife has broken her leg and her hubby comes after work.
Hubby: How are you doing?
Wife: Fine.
Hey, do me a favour. Go upstairs and get me my slippers. My feet are freezing!
Hubby goes upstairs and sees wife's hot two sisters lying on the bed.
Hubby: Your sister sent me up to have sex with you girls.
Sisters: Prove it!
Hubby (Shouting): Hey honey...both of them?
Wife (Shouting back): Of course! What's the point of fucking one?
*Absolute classic*
:p
The deepest cut went awry
. No penile implant? :p
Real war story...what price vanity down under?! :p
Penis rings deliver painful lesson
Published: 24/06/2017 at 05:07 PM
Online news:
PATTAYA: A 33-year-old man has learned a painful and embarrassing lesson after an experiment with penis rings went terribly wrong.
After-the-fact evidence
Identified only as Moss, the man had to seek help after the two rings he had attached caused the organ to swell painfully and he was unable to remove them himself.
He went to Pattaya City Hospital to see if the staff there could handle the consequences of his bold decision. Doctors tried in vain to remove the rings and finally had to call rescue workers from the Sawang Boriboon Foundation to handle the delicate procedure.
The rescue experts used a small metal sheet to shield the organ and very carefully applied a cutting tool to break the rings open.
The relieved patient thanked his rescuers for their help and went away in considerably less pain than when he arrived. He did not tell them why he had put the rings on.
:p Penis rings deliver painful lesson
Published: 24/06/2017 at 05:07 PM
Online news:
PATTAYA: A 33-year-old man has learned a painful and embarrassing lesson after an experiment with penis rings went terribly wrong.
After-the-fact evidence
Identified only as Moss, the man had to seek help after the two rings he had attached caused the organ to swell painfully and he was unable to remove them himself.
He went to Pattaya City Hospital to see if the staff there could handle the consequences of his bold decision. Doctors tried in vain to remove the rings and finally had to call rescue workers from the Sawang Boriboon Foundation to handle the delicate procedure.
The rescue experts used a small metal sheet to shield the organ and very carefully applied a cutting tool to break the rings open.
The relieved patient thanked his rescuers for their help and went away in considerably less pain than when he arrived. He did not tell them why he had put the rings on.
A Lady's Diary !
DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 1.
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 2.
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today ~ seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 3.
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 4.
Won $800 in the ship's casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 5.
Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming.
Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.
He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.
I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 6.
Today I saved 1600 lives.
TWICE !
DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 1.
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 2.
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today ~ seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 3.
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 4.
Won $800 in the ship's casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 5.
Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming.
Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.
He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.
I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 6.
Today I saved 1600 lives.
TWICE !
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