This is so funny happens sometimes.hahaha.
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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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This is so funny happens sometimes.hahaha.
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Globalisation?
Really superb example well written
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come ?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzis on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines
And moreover this is sent to you by an Indian using
American technology, and you're probably reading this on
your iPhone or Android or Windows phone or blackberry, that use
Taiwanese chips and a
Korean screen, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by
Pakistani lorry-drivers....
That is Globalization !
Really superb example well written
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come ?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzis on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines
And moreover this is sent to you by an Indian using
American technology, and you're probably reading this on
your iPhone or Android or Windows phone or blackberry, that use
Taiwanese chips and a
Korean screen, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by
Pakistani lorry-drivers....
That is Globalization !
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Adam bites Eve's apple (again)! :p
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident..!
It was a bad collision, caused by the woman's reckless driving...
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt..!
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;
_So, you're a handsome man.., That's interesting.. I'm a woman.._
_Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt..._
_This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days...!_
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued:
_And look at this, here's another miracle..._
_My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break...!_
_Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune together...._
Then she hands the bottle to the man seductively...
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman...
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man...
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies,
_Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence......_
*ADAM ATE THE APPLE AGAIN..!!*
Men will NEVER learn !
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident..!
It was a bad collision, caused by the woman's reckless driving...
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt..!
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;
_So, you're a handsome man.., That's interesting.. I'm a woman.._
_Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt..._
_This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days...!_
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued:
_And look at this, here's another miracle..._
_My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break...!_
_Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune together...._
Then she hands the bottle to the man seductively...
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman...
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man...
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies,
_Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence......_
*ADAM ATE THE APPLE AGAIN..!!*
Men will NEVER learn !
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Don't try this at home :p
A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as
*"LOW BATTERY"*
with no ringtone.
Whenever she calls him in his absence,
his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..
The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for *"Innovation and Peace"*
A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as
*"LOW BATTERY"*
with no ringtone.
Whenever she calls him in his absence,
his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..
The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for *"Innovation and Peace"*
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