Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Anal sex? Or assed?

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex,
and she was not sure that it was such a good idea..

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.'

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like,
so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK POLITICIANS COME FROM?"

 

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TrumpBannon makes love

 

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julian assange_against emmanuel macron marian kamensky

 

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In denial?

 

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Wealth distribution?

Age of robots

 

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Fate of the Euro.

 

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Obama vacation

 

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What's May wearing at 10?

 

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Call from you know who

 

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Dentist job?

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says, 'You must be a dentist'

The guy surprised, says,
'Yes... how did you figure that out?'

'Easy,' she replies. 'You keep washing your hands.'

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says,' You must be a really good dentist.'

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says
'Sure-I'm a good dentist.How did you figure that out?'

The girl replies.....
'I Didn't feel a thing'

 

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Iran after 38 years, and neighbourhood ...no better?

 

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MH370: Lost and found, in Malacca

 

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What awaits the virgin?

 

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Valentine funnies

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT ? ? ?

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

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My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect."

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents' house.

And then the fight started....

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Dedicated to all married couples. But don't send to all.

I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started.

 

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Fake news or alternative fact, sinkie style?

 

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Remember Julie Andrews of Sound of Music Fame? Good wit this update :p

Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical!

To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

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(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd
that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. Please
share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who
would appreciate it.)

 

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Shades of Mexico (the wall?)

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Who's the puppet on a string?

 

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Landmark?

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V Day funnies ver 1