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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Horny Hedgehog
1 for Mon blues 
To build mosque in Toronto...
Jigs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcasting in Ontario, says, "I am truly
perplexed that so many of my fiends are against another mosque being built
in Toronto.
I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant
regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in
an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a
topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.",
and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by
passing this on."
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past
your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to
bed!
To build mosque in Toronto...Jigs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcasting in Ontario, says, "I am truly
perplexed that so many of my fiends are against another mosque being built
in Toronto.
I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant
regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in
an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a
topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.",
and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by
passing this on."
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past
your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to
bed!
Nudist colony? :p
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony...
On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?'"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts... Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the Pound 500 membership fee."
"But, Sir,' she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 65 years old. I only get an erection once a month but I fart 35 times a day!"-
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony...
On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?'"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts... Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the Pound 500 membership fee."
"But, Sir,' she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 65 years old. I only get an erection once a month but I fart 35 times a day!"-
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