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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Political digs :p
Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
While there, they spied on a red phone and asked what was the phone for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling planet Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a Million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 Million dollars, so she writes him a cheque.
Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
While there, they spied on a red phone and asked what was the phone for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling planet Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a Million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 Million dollars, so she writes him a cheque.
Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Drinking on the job? German beer known to be additive (preservative) free. Local brews with lotsa preservatives for shelf life.
Czech beer bestest :p
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "GUTS" & "BALLS"
HAVING GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
HAVING BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal areeeeeeeee
Get Kick By wife
HAVING GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
HAVING BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal areeeeeeeee
Get Kick By wife
Disagree, all the other things may get a scolding or a slap, perhaps even a laugh. But calling her chubby could be fatal. 
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