No handsome brother, you are extremely reasonable.
last week, UOB issued 3.5% bonds, callable in 2020.
$250K per lot
http://infopub.sgx.com/FileOpen/UOB-A2014-61.ashx?App=Announcement&FileID=297175
fully placed out, first day of trading on 22 May, you can either buy from grey-market (before listing) or first day of trading in secondary market.
Alternatively, you can buy OCBC 4%, closed to par-value (slight premium), currently bid 100.1 - Ask 100.6
$250K per lot, callable in 2018 Jan.
http://www.poems.com.hk/en-us/product-and-service/bonds/bonds-information/?id=93922
I believe you will agree that bond UOB and OCBC are ultra-safe right? Both coupons are tax-free.
PS: Please check with your bank RM, some stock remisiers do handle secondary market trades, but most wouldn't.