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Jokes on this morning flood.

Angelo

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Q: What will happen when Oceanbucks (Starbucks) claim from PUB?
A: PUB will push to NEA then NEA push to changi metrological station then changi side push to city harvest church claiming act of god, then in the end. kong hee fatt choi and his wife will get it. hahahahaha

Q: Whats the new name for Starbucks and Hermes after the flood this morning?
A: OceanBucks and Poisedon.

LOL !!!!
 
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cleareyes

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Q: What will happen when Oceanbucks (Starbucks) claim from PUB?
A: PUB will push to NEA then NEA push to changi metrological station then changi side push to city harvest church claiming act of god, then in the end. kong hee fatt choi and his wife will get it. hahahahaha

Q: Whats the new name for Starbucks and Hermes after the flood this morning?
A: OceanBucks and Poisedon.

LOL !!!!

This is so unfunny that I could cry if someone actually attempt to tell this for real.

and I agree with some posters here, you have no career as a comedian.
 

wahlaneh

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wahlaneh...
new tourist attraction from Singapore Tourism Board: Orchard River plus Underwater Subway Train (zipping to n fro between Orchard MRT Stn n Dhoby Ghaut Interchange)!
warning to all: life jacket not provided!
 

kingrant

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Duck tours and Hippo river cruise from STB missed all the fun! They have to wait another 50 years lor!
 

Brightkid

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I still prefer the dragon boat practice in flooded Orchard Road.

Really classic and on appropriate festival day too.
 
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