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i am going to bedok reservoir

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Krafty , someone take your place on sat 5 Nov 11 at bedok reserviour
 
AIO Ramseth: Now tell me, what the hell are you doing in Bedok Reservoir at 4 a.m.?

Krafty: LKY cronies were tormenting me, so I wanted to commit suicide.

AIO Ramseth: Who tormented you?

Krafty: Ho Kum Hean

AIO Ramseth: When was that?

Krafty: 17 years ago.

AIO Ramseth *dials IMH number*

Krafty: Eh, can change IO to that Chiobu who just walked past or not?


AIO Ramseth: Hey Alice, you want to take over this case, this guy is saying you're a chiobu.

IO Alice: Come over here. (Ramseth went aside with her.) How many times must I tell you not to call me Alice in police station. You can only call me that in bed, understand?

AIO Ramseth: Yes ma'am. How about that Krafty guy?

IO Alice: I've no time for this shit. You can let this new AIO Singh here takeover. You're relieved of your duty now. Tonight we go where makan?


AIO Singh: Thanks ma'am. The pleasure will be all mine, ma'am. :D

Krafty: :eek:
 
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Alamaking said:
What the fuck lah, why you still here?
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阎罗王 kicked him out of hell. Now he has nowhere to go. Everywhere also full of LKY's cronies. His spirit wanted to fly back to Bedok Reservoir but "the water was too cold" :D
 
krafty said:
what's so funny, you fucking piece of shit, only know how to suck your master LBH's cock,oh...he is no longer a MP leh...
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You're such a loser. Eh, uncle, Changi Airport! :oIo:

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krafty said:
life is tough on me, thanks to lky's cronies, i decided to wear red shirt and go bedok reservoir...:(
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lianbeng replies krafty, "there's a fish pond inside buangkok holiday resort lah - see u there!":D
 
He'll complain of cold water again later - why LKY cronies never install underwater heater in Bedok Reservoir?
 
Don't worry, if he really jump into the reservoir, I'll volunteer go to and save him. However, once I get him ashore, please call ambulance for whomsoever concerned. I'm not going to do CPR on him.
 
ecclesiastes the teacher said:
another dead body found in bedok reservoir just now.:eek:
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NO, you got it all wrong.

According to Leeporters' journalism standards:

A man fell into the reservoir and drowned.

Just like:
A man fell onto the MRT tracks and was hit by an incoming train.

That's because everyone is happy in Sinkieland and no one would want to commit suicide in this paradise island.
 
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