Daily Rubbish

[bakkuttay]

one day in the study at oxlee.

hohangyee: pinky dad, what is between the legs of mummy???

pinky: that is call paradise.

hohangyee: then, what is that between your legs pinky dad???

pinky: oh! it is the key to paradise.

hohangyee: but, why you give grandpa hellee the spare key???

pinky: ughhhh!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

pinky and holyjinx, after spending their wedding nite at oxlee, sat down for breakfast opposite hellee and ahqua.

hellee and ahqua both gave a weird look at pinky n holyjinx, then looked at one another.

hellee: i know both of you had a farking good time doing a 69 last nite. but please both of you, go wash faces properly again.

pinky: why must wash our faces properly again??? also how do you know we did 69 last night?

hellee: both of you still have specks of shit inside your nostrils.

pinky n holyjinx: ugghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

one lustful nite, kopiuncle went to changi village to look for sisterboys.

being early, walked towards changi beach.

on the deserted bridge, a lone girl was crying.

kopiuncle: hey girl, what are you doing on the bridge.

girl: i want to jump off this bridge to drown myself.

lustful kopiuncle: well in that case, can you let me fark your arsehole first??

the girl lifted up her skirt and kopiuncle got the best fark that he ever experienced. after satisfying his lust,

kopiuncle: why do you want to kill yourself?

girl: my dad hl has great plan and expectation for me. now he want to disown me for dressing as a girl.

kopiuncle: huh................?????

girl: my name is pinky.

 

[bakkuttay]

pinky was so devastated when his wife committed suicide, and became very drawn.

went aimlessly as he wandered into a ghim moh coffee shop, and nobody recognised him.

paid kopigirl ting paylin $100 to keep change for a cup of coffee.

ting so impressed, agreed to book separately into hotel with him that nite.

after taking same lift to same floor, sexed lusty pinky waited for ting to come into his room.

8pm to 9pm to 10pm to 11pm, pinky waited impatiently, finally decided to call ting.

pinky: i am all hot naked and ready, why aren't you coming to my room???

ting: i can't find the door to go out!!!!

pinky: why?

ting: there are only 3 doors in my room, the bathroom door, the cupboard door and one which say "do not disturb".

pinky: huh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

after giving birth to 2 sons, you red one and you good one, hojinx asked pinky everyday how she looked???

tired of her asking, pinky bought a full length mirror for her, pinky: here, look for yourself on your appearance.

then, one morning stepping out of the shower

hojinx: pinky, is my breast too small?? how do i enlarge it??

pinky: here, take this toilet roll and massage your cleavage with toilet paper every morning.

hojinx: are you sure it works??? how long does it take to work???

pinky: well it worked very well when you clean you arse every morning with the toilet paper.


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[bakkuttay]

pinky came home late one night and found hellilee on all fours looking for something on the toilet floor.

pinky: hellidad, what are you looking for???

hellilee: i dropped the pacifier your mummyqua gave me.

pinky: when did you lose it?

hellilee: i was still sucking it when i walked around the garden for my nightly exercise a while ago.

pinky: then, you should be looking for it in the garden.

hellilee: yes, but it is brighter here in the toilet with the lights on.

pinky: ughhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

after marriage to pinky, horjinx could not trust him on his overseas trips.
horjinx took up golfing lessons at orchard palace so can tag along pinky on his social trips.
on completion, had golf game with pinky. but frustratingly first 2 putts hacked only 10 m, and 3rd putt worse at 5 m.

horjinx: wasted my bloody time on those FFFFFUCKINGGGG lessons.

pinky: huh, huh!!!!!! i thought you had golfing lessons.

 

[bakkuttay]

after siaoyang committed suicide, pinky was so guilt ridden, drove aimlessly to labrador and side swiped on-coming car.

jbj and a shakened pinky came out of respective cars to inspect the damage. both agreed and called the police.

jbj: hey, you look badly shakened. have a small drink to calm the nerves.

jbj took out a whiskey flask and poured each a small shot. pinky downed his immediately.

pinky: why you have not touch your drink?

jbj poured his drink back into the flask.

jbj: i will drink mine after the police arrived.

pinky: huh!!!!!!!!!

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[bakkuttay]

a peek into parleement

pinky: i am very sick of stupid persons standing up here asking stupid questions!!!!!

laughter from the parleement house.

pinky: any question before i ask to close this session.

the parleement hushed and then ltk slowly stood up, again even louder laughter from the parleement house.

pinky: comrade ltk, why are you standing up?? you have question to ask???

ltk: no, i feel very sorry for you standing here all alone.

pinky: ugh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

pinky attended and completed his military training course in cuntsas.

day before his 9 mates and him return to their respective countries, they boozed and played strip poker.

later played another game to see to see who have better control of their mind.

they tied twin fishing bells to their pricks, and stood in a row completely naked infront of tv to watch pornogaphy.

when the steamy scenes came on, 9 bells started to sound and dropped to the floor except pinky's.

embarrassed pinky's 9 army mates bent over to pick up their fishing bells.

just then, pinky's fishing bell sounded and fell off too.

pinky: huh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

pink went into a cuntsas cafe which had only one other diner. and ordered a roast spring chicken dinner.

astonished, within seconds a waiter laid a roast spring chicken dinner infront of him.

as he was about to start his dinner, a second waiter rushed forwards pinky .

waiter: sorry sir, this is our last chicken and was ordered before yours by the gentleman in the next table.

pinky: but i insist to have this roast chicken dinner.

the diner from adjacent table walked up to pinky,

diner: i ordered this roast chicken before you. if you cut so much as a drumstick, i will break your leg.

pinky: so!!!!!!!!!

diner: and if you remove the wing, i will then break your arm.

pinky: huh!!!!!! so, see who scared who?????

pinky then shoved his finger up the chicken arse.

 

[bakkuttay]

pinky had sex with a thai callgirl when he went for the asean meeting in bangkok.

callgirl kept on repeating something in thai during the whole session.

pinky thought to himself, must be something good and memorized the thai phrase.

next day played golf with fellow PMS including yingluck.

then someone hit a hole in one.

pinky trying to show off, yelled out what the thai callgirl kept repeating the night before.

yingluck: what wrong hole?????

 

[bakkuttay]

whorejinx was told by doctor that vagina of older ageing woman gets wider and deeper.

at home after a shower, whorejinx placed a large mirror on the floor and straddled her legs over it.

just at the moment, pinky walked in. then brutely grabbed whorejinx arm pulling her away from the mirror.

whorejinx: what did you do that for??? you could have broken my arm!!!!!

pointing to the mirror, pinky: but, if you have fallen into that hole, you could have broken your neck.

whorejinx: arrhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

whorejinx accompanied pinky on an official oversea trip.

tired of public comments about her looks, went incognito in pant suit to consult a doctor .

doctor: what is your problem???

whorejinx: doctor, i'm ugly!!!!!!!

doctor: i can see that you are not ugly at all.

whorejinx: but everybody say i'm ugly all the time.

doctor: now listen, you are not ugly.

whorejinx: doctor, i know i'm ugly.

doctor: you are a fine, strong looking man.

whorejinx: but, i'm a woman!!!!!!

doctor: oh huhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[bakkuttay]

with oldfart poking his noses onto every happening at orchard palace, pinky and whorejinx took a golfcart out .

at the far corner of the palace, they came upon a wounded skunk at the edge of the fence. whorejinx picked up the skunk,

whorejinx: my dearest wife, the skunk is hurt .

pinky: we take it back for the butler to attend to it.

whorejinx: it is also shivering badly.

pinky: then, put it under your dress between your thighs to keep it warm.

whorejinx: but but but, how about the smell???

pinky: well then, just press the nose of the skunk.

whorejinx: huhhh!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

there was a person named hellilee and his wife was in deep coma in intensive care in hospital.

luckily, helli was paid a fantastic salary and not needed to report to work nor do anything at all.

so helli spent all his time at the intensive care, beside his comatose wife.

one night, feeling an "urge", he fondled his wife left breast. he suddenly felt the comatose wife fingers twitched.

helli: doctor, doctor, i saw my wife's fingers twitched when i caressed her left breast.

doctor: that is a good sign. now, why not go and do the same to her right breast.

helli went to the room and did as the doctor suggested.

helli: doctor, doctor, my wife's eyelids twitched when i rubbed her right breast as you suggested.

doctor: that is a splendid progress, now, go one step further, try having sex with her,

helli went into room, and closed the door. then, all of a sudden helli burst out of the room yelling.

helli: doctor, doctor, DOCTOR!!!!!!!, help, HELP, my wife choked.

doctor: huhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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[bakkuttay]

getting on with the years, hellilee found that he could not perform, whilst, ahqua still wants all the time.

advised against using viagra by doctors because of high bp medication.

so hellilee brought in a malaysian bomoh who came with 2 coconuts slung around his neck.

the bomoh held the coconuts into the air and started chanting his black magic spells.

bomoh: ok, tonight when you go to bed beside ahqua, you must chant one, two, three. your penis will become stiff.

hellilee: how long will i last???

bomoh: it will stay stiff until you say, one two three four.

hellilee: wow!!! very good bomoh, thank you.

bomoh: but if someone else say one two three four, your penis will not be able to stiffen for a few years.

hellilee: ok, ok, i will remember that.

so that night, hellilee bathe himself and went to bed beside ahqua.

hellilee: one two three

hellilee penis started to rise.

ahqua: what is the one two three for???

hellilee: ughhhhhh arhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[bakkuttay]

after the suicide of mingming, whorejinx, trying hard to "tackle" pinky, called,

whorejinx: pinky, do you love me??

pinky: very much, i will cross burning sahara desert, swim the widest pacific ocean, climb the highest mount everest to get you.

whorejinx: do you like to come over and make love to me now.

pinky: no, not keen, it is fucking raining cats and dogs now.

whorejinx: aarrrrhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

pinky left pulau tekong camp by ferry early for the date with mingming.

on arrival at tanah merah saf ferry terminal, could not see hellilee personal car at the carpark.

pinky: hey soldier!!! do you have change for dollar? i want to make a phone call.

soldier: sure have, buddy.

pinky: that is no way to address an officer. now let us start again. SOLDIER!! do you have change for a dollar.

soldier: NO SIR!!!!!!!!

pinky: HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

POST 1

pinky and whorejinx just finished having sex

pinky: jinxy darling, do you enjoy my fucking you just now.

whorejinx: of course i do, my pinky darling. didn't you hear me laughing all the way??

pinky: huh!!!!!!!!!!



POST 2

over at the breakfast table,

pinky: i love caressing around the edges delicately with my lips, guiding with waiting mouth.

whorejinx: oh darling, you are horny this morning.

pinky:until i feel the warmth gushes down my throat.

whorejinx: oh oh OHHHHH!!! you made met wet now.

pinky: jinxy, you do make a wonderful cup of coffee this morning.

whorejinx: arrggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!



POST 3

during bedtime,

pinky: do come to the bed now. why are you sleeping on the floor?

whorejinx: oh, i want to feel something really hard for a change.

pinky: huhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!



POST 4

pinky and kopiuncle after having sex in pinky private office.

kopiuncle: why do you have a $10,000 bill tattooed onto your penis????

pinky: whorejinx loves playing with money. also i love to watch my money grow.

kopiuncle: oh i see.

pinky: finally, all daft shitizens know that whorejinx loves to blow money.

kopiuncle: huhhhh!!!!!



POST 5

at the cityhall office,

hellilee caught pinky and kopiuncle having a 69 in pinky private office.

hellilee: don't you know that the vagina is the sweetest thing ever??

kopiuncle: but i am diabetic, sweet things will do me no good.

hellilee: huhhhhhh!!!!!!!