Daily Rubbish

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle came home with bad news.

kopiuncle: ilovesingapore, i am retrenched from my toilet cleaner job in western digital.

ilovesingapore: in that case we better resume our fucking session, cannot afford batteries anymore.

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[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle: why are you sleeping on the floor?????

ilovesingapore: i want to feel someting hard for a change.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle ashamed with his beansprout size prick, always off the light for sex with ilovesingapore using a dildo.

after more than ten years, ilovesingapore decided all of a sudden to switch on the light during sex.

ilovesingapore: can you explain all these years of using a dildo substitute for sex???????????

kopiuncle: ok, ok, can you explain how our 6 children come about???????????

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle and ilovesingapore grew up in ulu kampong in malaysia as kids went swimming naked in jungle stream.

kopiuncle: ilovesingapore i have something that you never will have, take a look at my teeny beansprout size dick.

this upset ilovesingapore who went crying to her mum, but came back minutes later to the stream laughing.

ilovesingapore: kopiuncle, my mum told me you have only one, but with mine i could have all that i want. hahahahaaaaa....

this is turning point for ilovesingapore to work in desker road backlane fulfilling to have all that she want

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle closed down his business because pap policy of coe, high rental, labour levy and ilovesingapore extravagances.

kopiuncle: ilovesingapore, if you learn to cook, the cook can be dismissed.

ilovesingapore: if you learn to fuck, we can also dismiss the driver, the gardener and the butler

 

[bakkuttay]

kopison has a micro size prick. when 6yo, consulted a medium, was given a box of lollipop to suck as a treatment.

kopison: ilovesingapore mum, all lollipops for me?????

ilovesingapore: son, you have one, the rest will be for your dad kopiuncle.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopigrandfather n kopigrandmother from kampong ulu in malaysia visited kopiuncle, enquired about viagra.

kopiuncle: it is pretty expensive at $20/-

kopigrandfather: let me have one to show kopigrandmother.

kopigrandfather n grandmother left early next morning to catch early train home. kopiuncle found $1020 on pillow.

kopiuncle: kopigrandfather, was the train journey home ok???? oh yes, viagra cost $20/- but i found $1020/-.

kopigrandfather: $20/- is from me, the extra $1000/- is from kopigrandmother.

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore: kopiuncle, what does abbreviation ’idk’ stand for.

kopiuncle: i don’t know.

ilovesingapore: alamak!!!!! how come nobody knows.......

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[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle: can you do a tattoo on my back????

tattooist: of course kopisir!!!!! what do you want tattooed on your back????

kopiuncle: i hate to keep having to repeat myself. it's 3 words..

tattooist: what are the 3 words, kopisir?????

kopiuncle: FUCK ME HARDER

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore was sitting alone in the unlicenced bar in kin jio kar and a stumpy ah neh was opposite her.

ah neh: bartender, please offer a bottle of xo to that lady opposite me.

ilovesingapore: i will not touch a drop of the xo, with your look, unless you have 7 inches within your pocket.

ah neh: oh!!!!!, in that case, i take back the xo, i am not cutting off 2 inches just for you.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle came back after 3 weeks overseas assignment, sex starved and at the sight of ilovesingapore

stripped her and humped her so fiercely making a loud din.

a neighbour banged the wall: can you fuck making less noise??? stll not enuf after last 2 weeks, is it????.

kopiuncle: "????????"

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[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore gave kopiuncle a glass of milk and viagra.

the milk is to help kopiuncle to sleep

tha viagra is to prevent kopiuncle from falling off the bed

 

[bakkuttay]

yesterday, after checking into a premiun 6 star hotel in bangkok, kopiuncle went for a walk,
took a call card stucked to a public phone offering discreet paid sex.

not wanting attention, back at the hotel, kopiuncle dialed the call card number and a very soft sweet tender voice answered.

kopiuncle: to welcum new 2014, how much for a young fresh virgin willing to perform all forms of perverted sex styles???

voice: sir, to make an outside call, please dial 9 first.

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[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle and kopisai went to a gay pub in the afternoon in bangkok and quarrelled over their twink selection

kopiuncle: i bet when you shower you cannot see your prick.

kopisai: of course not, because i can only see ilovesingapore head only.

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[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle left the gay bar half drunk, walked a quiet lane to the hotel

saw a shapely girl alone and tried to rape her. after stripping and about to mount her

girl: hahahhahahahahhaahaahaaaaa!!!!!!! that is the smallest prick i ever seen.

immediately, kopiuncle prick went soft, let go girl, walked away embarrassed and ultra disgusted



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[Scrooball (clone)]

Hahaha....this thread is so funny. Should make it sticky.

 

[bakkuttay]

after breakfast, a while ago, old kopiuncle was sitting behind a beautiful girl in an empty skytrain in bangkok.

kopiuncle: excuse me lady, you have semen on your dress

bangkok lass: it is alright, not semen but probably stain from the yoghurt i had just now.

kopiuncle: i definitely do not ejaculate yoghurt.

 

[bakkuttay]

after 2 days in bangkok, kopiuncle could not get a good fuck, either gay or straight, except for masterbation on skytrain,

also embarrassed by small penis insult, finally decided to visit whore house just now. kopiuncle plonked 3000 baht on the table.

kopiuncle: just give me your ugliest woman here

whorehousekeeper: for 3000 baht, i can give you our best girl here.

kopiuncle: no, i am just feeling homesick for ilovesingapore.

 

[bakkuttay]

before leaving for his sexual escapade to bangkok, kopiuncle went to check his sexual functions in famous chinatown clinic,

after drawng some blood, the doctor asked kopiuncle to show his sexual organs.

kopiuncle absentmindedly stick out his tongue and his index finger.

 

[bakkuttay]

feeling a little horny this morning, kopiuncle went to a twink gay bar for a young boy to blowjob his teenyweeny penis.

before proceeding to the hotel room, visited the hotel toilet. after pee, kopiuncle washed his hands while boy headed to door.

kopiuncle: in singapore, we teach our children to wash the hands after peeing.

twink: oh!!!!!!! in thailand, children are taught not to pee on their hands.