Caption Your Pics.

[Baimi]

Giggs: I know why we are losing games, you deployed the players wrongly, Di Maria should play on the right,
Valenica on the left, Falcao in the middle, Rooney should play out and out stricker...blah..blah..blah......
LVG: Can you give me that ball on the ground.
Giggs:WTF for? Are you listening?
LVG:SHOVE THE BALL INTO YOUR MOUTH! DAMN!,

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

van Persie: "You want me to become foreign talent in Singapore and play for Singapore in the AFC Suzuki Cup? Look, I may have lost a bit of confidence and I am not scoring goals but I don't think I am that lousy as to play for Singapore. Thanks, but no thanks."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Anderson: "KNN, this new coach van Gaal keeps harping on my fitness, saying I am fat. I am NOT fat, I only happen to have chubby cheeks. And waist. That's all."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Sterling: "I think I wouldn't renew my contract with Liverpool. I would rather sell backside."

(Raheem Sterling after Liverpool lost 0 - 3 to Man United.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Balottelli: "Hey Robin, can we exchange shirts?"
van Persie: "But the second-half hasn't start yet! Can we wait until the final whistle?"
Balotelli: "Ok, ok, but I chope your shirt first ok?"

(Balotelli was fined by Liverpool for swapping shirts with Real Madrid's Pepe at half-time. He came on as a substitute in the second-half against Man United.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/11181580/Mario-Balotelli-to-be-fined-by-Liverpool-for-swapping-shirts-at-half-time.html"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Rodgers: "I really missed David Moyes at Man U."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Balotelli: "KNN, this Joe Allen is small but he is very strong. He pushed me away so that he can get to swap shirts with van Persie."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

van Persie: "Hey ref! Balotelli struck me!"
Balotelli: "KNN, I already choped your jersey but you let Joe Allen have it."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Referee: "This is the first time in soccer history that a player gets a yellow card for fighting over an opponent's jersey."
Balotelli: "KNN, I am looking for red jersey and you give me yellow card?"
Referee: "Would you like a red card to go with the red jersey?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Trainer: "What happened to your groin, Glen?"
Johnson: "I think I f**ked that China mei mei too long and too hard last night."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Heskey: "What? Liverpool want to re-sign me and team me up with Torres?"

(Former Liverpool striker Emile Heskey back in English football)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...lton-Wanderers-21s-Trotters-lose-Reading.html

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Boy: "Last year David Moyes and Anderson visited me. It was traumatic!"

 

[Suarez]

Essien : It's about time u call it a day.

 

[oldnews]

Essien : You going to vote for WP this time? Hahaha great man.

Essien : It's about time u call it a day.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Hazard: "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Foul, ref!"
Stoke City player: "No! No! I went for the ball!"
Hazard: "You went for the ball??? My lumpar!"
Stoke City player: "Yes, I went for your balls, your lumpar."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Sterling: "Foul, ref! He did not play the ball!"
Crystal Palace player: "I did! I played your lumpar."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ivanovic: "You are PAP grassroots por lumpar supporter? KNN! I support WP!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Hazard: "KNN, this Ivanovic boh pun chance. He will choke hold even his own team-mate if he is a PAP supporter."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Sanchez: "Hey, I am not PAP supporter. Don't choke hold me!"
Adam: "But you are foreign talent. Same, same. FT is by-product of PAP policy. Also must attack!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

James McArthur (Crystal Palace): "Hoi! You are laying your hands on me! The whole world can see this! Heaven has eyes! You will be in big trouble!"
Nigel Pearson (Leicester City manager): "Don't worry. During Parliament sitting my PAP gang will attack the Alunjied-Hougang town council lapses and will conveniently overlook my indiscretions."