Ramsey: "Eh Theo, why didn't you sign a new contract? All five of us did."
Walcott: "I boh tak chek (did not study). I can only count up to 6 digits. There are more than 6 figures in my new contract, so I don't know what to do."
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Ramsey: "Eh Theo, why didn't you sign a new contract? All five of us did."
Walcott: "I boh tak chek (did not study). I can only count up to 6 digits. There are more than 6 figures in my new contract, so I don't know what to do."
van Persie: "KNN. You said Michu is a better goalscorer than me, I can take it. But you said Michu is better-looking than me, that's too much man."
(van Persie and Ashley Williams have a little spat.)
Benitez: "Koochi koo, oh these Japanese kids are so cute!"
Japanese kid #1: "脂肪スペイン語ウェイター"
Benitez: "Oh thank you!"
Japanese kid #2: "脂肪スペイン語ウェイター"
Benitez: "Oh thank you too. You both said the same thing, must be some kind of respectful greeting that kids in Japan gave to their elders."
(Google translate: 脂肪スペイン語ウェイター = Fat Spanish waiter.)
Luiz: "My prayer has been answered. A saviour came to save our season and my career. But I don't recall asking for a fat Spanish-speaking saviour."
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Girl : I 'm going to tell this man he is ugly and fat when he reaches me.
Rooney : Which one of you said my hairstyle like Bobby Charlton ?
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Luiz : Man that was a real good fart. I feel better now.
"That 2 pence is mine! I saw it first!"
Player in white : I dont care, I want to smooch Van Persie.
Others : Cannot you didnt pay bar fine yet.
Oscar: "Wah, this Aston Villa player is bending down in front of me. So tempting. Let me have him!"
Ramires: "I am jealous. Take me instead."
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Oscar : When I finish this dance with Ram, I'm going to do a different ram with this Aston Villa player.
Walters: "OMG! You came back from the dead and rose again!"
(Kenwyne Jones went 16 months without a Premiership goal before scoring in successive matches against Everton and Liverpool.)
Ferguson: "Gimme a goal. What you want for Christmas, I give you? iPhone, iPad, Galaxy?"
KJ : Yippee, I'm the best player on the field even though I have nothing below both knees.
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AF : KNS i need to pangsai !
Ferguson: "Ok, ok, final offer: iphone, Samsung Galaxy and Samsung Note. For your other 3 colleagues too. Deal?"
Ferguson (sizing him up): "This fourth official is new. Wonder what is his price."
Referee Mike Dean: "So what if Fergie gave me an iPhone. Pardew also gave me something: a Galaxy Note. So I also got to give Alan a goal."
(Pardew = Newcastle manager Alan Pardew.)
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Fergie: "But I thought we have a deal. You give me goals, I give you Apple, oranges, Samsung..."
Linesman: "Sorri hor. Price inflation is still going up. At half-time I heard the COE and COV prices have gone up. We also need to raise our price."
(COV: cash over valuation.)
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Ferguson: "You gotta be kidding me! $82,000 for small car COE!!!???"
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