Caption Your Pics.

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Rooney: "Michael Palmer, a whiter-than-white politician screwing in his own backyard? Hahaha! I feel better already."

Giggs: "Right and honourable MP having an extra-marital affair? Hahaha! Then I can be the honourable Sir Ryan Giggs."

(Rooney patronised prostitute who is a granny, Giggs had affair with his sister-in-law.)

 

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Nasri: "I just did my facial before the match; it cost me 500 pounds."

(Samir Nasri was criticised for ducking out of the way of Robin van Persie’s free-kick winner in the Manchester derby.)

 

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Ramires: "My Brazilian team-mate Oscar costs more than me, and is more skillful than me. But I am more handsome than him."

 

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Lampard: "KNN, all these wimps need blankets to keep their lampar and ku ku jiao warm. They got no lampar, only I got real lampar."

 

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Red Ferrari and blue taxi langar? No, it is actually blue Fellaini and red Shawcross langar.

 

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Corinthians keeper Cassio (with palm outstretched): "So you are Torres the wowo king eh? If you gimme some money I can give you some (ahem) help."

 

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Cassio: "It's nice to win this $30,000 Prius car. But if Chelsea had agreed to my kelong proposal, I would be $100,000 richer."

(Corinthians goalkeeper kept a clean sheet and was Man of the Match in the World Club Cup Final against Chelsea.)

 

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Huth: "You headbutted my team-mate Shawcross, so now I am going to kick your lumpar."

 

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Michu: "Aiyah! It's only a ball lah, don't need to be so desperate to get it. Not like it is 2 pence or what..."

 

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Footballers tend to put on weight when they have been out injured for a long time.

 

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Terry: "I am the only good player in a team full of lan jiao lang (cock people)."

 

[oldnews]

SG : See you around guys, I'm on maternity leave from tomorrow.

 

[oldnews]

Huth : Hey Felliani how do you like my style of carrying your 2 balls ?

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Samir Nasri ate one too many shepherd's pie over the Christmas period.

 

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Zidane: "Hey Ronaldo, you have put on weight since we last played against each other in the 1998 World Cup Final."

Ronaldo: "I can lose the excess pounds but you will forever be botak."

 

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Neymar (thinking): "One is fat and the other is botak. Thankfully I am slim and have a full lock of hair."

 

[Baimi]

500 pound for a facial and all i got is a swollen face,
I am going to sue that cosmetic company.

 

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Nasri: "KNN, I hate all these remedial training. So many balls have hit my prettyface that it has become swollen."

(Samir Nasri, after criticised for ducking out of the wall against van Persie's free-kick in the Manchester derby, was ordered to pratice defending free-kicks in training as punishment.)

 

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Pepe: "And then the club said if we both don't want to extend our contracts, they will get cheaper and better players to replace us. They are talking to Baihakki Khaizan and Khairul Amri. Hahaha!"

Ronaldo: "Sniggers."

 

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Milner: "Wah, it is so cold and frosty. Do we have to train today? Hey, where is Balotelli?"

Balotelli: "I am on MC. Cough! Cough!"

(Recent news: Nearly 1 in 5 Singapore workers (18.3%) admitted to feigning sickness to get medical leave.)