Everyone likes to adopt the 'dog piss ' stance. It improves balance.
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Everyone likes to adopt the 'dog piss ' stance. It improves balance.
Rodgers: "I can't believe you are wearing this bib with the word Respect on it."
Suarez: "Dis is from my friend John Terry. He said he no like it. My Ingerleesh no good, I dun know what 'respect' means."
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Wenger: "I need to sign 5 players to turn Arsenal's season around: Clichy, Song, Nasri, Fabregas and van Persie."
CEO Gazidis: "Hmm, those names sound familiar."
Wenger: "After the loss of so many star players, I need another 5 years to build another great title-winning team."
CEO Gazidis: "You have got 5 weeks."
Monterrey player: "Aiyah, you cheeky chow ang moh. I did not take your Ingerleesh 2 pence!"
Torres: "Those Japanese fans threw 100 yen coins at me. It is such a good feeling to know that I am worth something."
Somewhere under that pile of Chelsea players is Sora Aoi (Japanese Adult Video actress).
Argentina's No. 10 is getting smaller and smaller. Diego Maradona in the past, Lionel Messi now, and Thiago Messi in the future.
How Benitez helped Torres got his scoring mojo back: get strikes using a smaller ball.
Torres: "Hahaha! Someone is tickling my balls. Hahaha! Stop it lah! Hahaha!"
Cahill: "You got a photo of Laura Ong? I want to see! I want to see!"
(Laura Ong = Michael Palmer's lover)
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Mata: "Oi, Benitez, our half-time drinks order: 5 kopi si and 1 teh tarik. Kum sia!"
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Terry: "I regret being injured. I cannot go to Japan for the World Club Cup, cannot meet my AV idol Sora Aoi, and cannot have a massage, a special one of course, from her. Instead I have got to make do with a massage from the club physio. Sibeh sian."
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Benitez: "Lampard, about the rumour that Guardiola has been appointed manager, do you know if this is true and when?"
Lampard: "Err...could be pretty soon boss. Abramovich told us to wait here for an announcement wor."
Wenger: KNN, 5 players I failed to snap up because I bo chuah jee,
Yohan Cabaye, Claudio Yacob, Hatem Ben Arfa, Michu and Jan Vertonghen
now then you say give me the chequebook, I quit then you know.
(As reported in ST dated Friday 14 Dec 2012)
Walcott: “Michael Palmer wants to borrow my bucket? He doesn’t know where to hide his face?”
Walcott: “Michael Palmer wants to borrow my bucket? To put mangoes?”
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