Can Shao Lin monk beat UFC MMA fighters in a real fight?

[Ramseth]

But he's no ordinary dog. Are you sure you can evade his paws of fury?

If he dares to fight me one-on-one, I'll change to his surname if I don't break one of his limbs.

 

[Cruxx]

If he dares to fight me one-on-one, I'll change to his surname if I don't break one of his limbs.

Ramseth666?

 

[eatshitndie]

I wouldn't dare to step into a cage 1 on 1 with clinton666. He stinks. :(

there was a ufc match where a contestant overpowered his opponent by body odor knockout. rogan the commentator could smell him from the announcer's panel, and it was collaborated by his co-host and audience members sitting behind him. as for clitoris clint, his bad breath will win championships.

 

[Ramseth]

Ramseth666?

My dad could crush sugar cane raw in one stroke. I'm not and couldn't attain such level. However, breaking limbs and bones is my area expertise.

 

[Conqueror]

Supplements : Aikido And Judo

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[clinton666]

If he dares to fight me one-on-one, I'll change to his surname if I don't make him cum in my mouth within 5 minutes by giving him the best BBBJ he has ever had!.

You retarded gay dog :oIo:

I knew it! You weren't serious about fighting me and taking on my high level Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu skills. All you wanted was to suck on my big dick! Fuck off you gay dog! SHOOOOO!:oIo::oIo::oIo::oIo:

 

[Ramseth]

Don't frabricate quotes. It rerflects very badly on your character and upbringing.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Yah as if a fucking narrow minded bigot fuck like you knows anything.. Dont forget you are a loser both in WWW and in Real life.. You cant change your image pussy. Most likely a scrawny chinese nerd fuck sitting butt naked and talking rubbish online everyday. Fuck off loser.. Go out and smell the fresh air dude, You keep sitting at home and hiding in your room while you keep inhaling your farts and thats why you shit talk everyday.

ahhh did i hurt your feelings skin? For someone that isn't an expert in MMA and knows anything about any chinese MA or even knows how to fight you should just stfu and not say anything.

PS i know how it is to lack any technological expertise nor have the money to buy said technology but there's something known as a cell phone in which you can use internet connection to post online on a forum i don't need to stay home 24/7 unlike you to make a post here.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Have you all seen real street fights and riots? The first objective is always to ground the opponent. Causing pain or even killing him comes as later consideration. Ground him first. Then you can do what you like with him, whether he's 6 or 7ft or 80 or 90kg or Taekwondo or Karate. That's streetfight.

So ram since you're shorter than 1.7 have you managed to ground someone much bigger and taller than you? I know the weakness of killing a gorilla too. Rip off its arms or blind the gorilla in the eyes and you can beat it too.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

I notice that his bodyguards are all chinese. Is it true that he don't trust any other race to do the job?

wow mm lee hires gurkhas but has chinese body guards. I wonder why he doesn't hire kelings though.

 

[Ramseth]

So ram since you're shorter than 1.7 have you managed to ground someone much bigger and taller than you? I know the weakness of killing a gorilla too. Rip off its arms or blind the gorilla in the eyes and you can beat it too.

That's my usual tactic for fighting humans, dogs and monkeys. Break their limbs first. Especially dogs, their strongest points are jaws and teeth, their weakest points are their limbs. Not applicable to big cats like tigers and lions though. Their limbs are very strong and hard to break. Run like hell if you don't have firearms.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

That's my usual tactic for fighting humans, dogs and monkeys. Break their limbs first. Especially dogs, their strongest points are jaws and teeth, their weakest points are their limbs. Not applicable to big cats like tigers and lions though. Their limbs are very strong and hard to break. Run like hell if you don't have firearms.

well if you manage to avoid their jaws you can break their limbs i suppose. Is it difficult to do?

 

[Ramseth]

well if you manage to avoid their jaws you can break their limbs i suppose. Is it difficult to do?

A tiger paw swipe is stronger than a Mike Tyson punch. You want to try break its limb, you go try, I run first.

If you succeed, you'll be folklore hero like Wusong. If you fail, you'll be the tiger's dinner.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

A tiger paw swipe is stronger than a Mike Tyson punch. You want to try break its limb, you go try, I run first.

I'm talking about a dog. Not such a big one. A regular police dog.

 

[psy83]

ahhh did i hurt your feelings skin? For someone that isn't an expert in MMA and knows anything about any chinese MA or even knows how to fight you should just stfu and not say anything.

PS i know how it is to lack any technological expertise nor have the money to buy said technology but there's something known as a cell phone in which you can use internet connection to post online on a forum i don't need to stay home 24/7 unlike you to make a post here.

Bigot talking from his arshole again..

 

[psy83]

well if you manage to avoid their jaws you can break their limbs i suppose. Is it difficult to do?

Talking like you know shit.. Fucking Internet warrior. LOL..haha

 

[Ramseth]

I'm talking about a dog. Not such a big one. A regular police dog.

PDU dogs are not that big. Normal size only. Can maim and kill within 2 or 3 strokes. The biggest I've seen were German Sheps. Once in Singapore and once in US. The Singapore one was a guard dog at a Rangoon shop. Fucking hell, when standing upright on hinds, taller than me and baring fangs. Luckily it was behind a grilled gate. The US one was at Seattle, my boss' niece's pet dog. Fucking big too. They had a stable with a couple of horses and the dog would boss the horses around. His niece was only a 4-year-old goldilocks little red riding hood. But the dog feared her and obeyed whatever she commanded.

 

[JohnnyQuid]

Honestly, if ever confronted, I would walk away.. i don wan 2 be hero..worse of all dead hero..anyway this thread seems to be slowly turning into an extension of egos and dicks..

why waste time fighting, just call Police, after all we pay their farking salary..haiz no wonder Sinkieland cannot change, people rather call the Poodles for illegal parking, noise from neighbour or when CSJ selling books but not when their own lives threatened...

 

[Fook Seng]

PDU dogs are not that big. Normal size only. Can maim and kill within 2 or 3 strokes. The biggest I've seen were German Sheps. Once in Singapore and once in US. The Singapore one was a guard dog at a Rangoon shop. Fucking hell, when standing upright on hinds, taller than me and baring fangs. Luckily it was behind a grilled gate. The US one was at Seattle, my boss' niece's pet dog. Fucking big too. They had a stable with a couple of horses and the dog would boss the horses around. His niece was only a 4-year-old goldilocks little red riding hood. But the dog feared her and obeyed whatever she commanded.

Great Danes are tall.

 

[Ramseth]

Honestly, if ever confronted, I would walk away.. i don wan 2 be hero..worse of all dead hero..anyway this thread seems to be slowly turning into an extension of egos and dicks..

why waste time fighting, just call Police, after all we pay their farking salary..haiz no wonder Sinkieland cannot change, people rather call the Poodles for illegal parking, noise from neighbour or when CSJ selling books but not when their own lives threatened...

Exactly. When I was with Police, our SOP advice to public in distress or seeing others in distress was always, don't do anything yourselves, call police. There's nothing wrong or morally lacking in doing that. It's not a duty expected of you in public to settle, calling the police is already satisfying your moral and public duties.