Anti-U Uni - chao cb...PRC student speaks English like fuck

[cooleo]

Received a call from Anti-U University student the other day. The PRC dickhead wanted to enquire about some items and spoke in English.

His spoken English was so poor, that i could not make out complete sentences. He is a fucking disgrace to the uni. Can't even speak in simple English that can be understood.

So after 1 min of trying to figure out what the fuck he want, i gave up. I just say "hey you email me at [email protected] . sorry i don't understand what you are saying!"

Subsequently i received an email. Now this time, at least i can understand the written English by this dickhead.

This really makes me wonder... how can Anti-U university allow such PRC dickheads in? Can't speak English, but can only write! joker! :oIo:

 

[balajii]

bro,

you are a good and patient man.

for me, 1 minute is too long. whenever i received any phone calls from any1 with a pinoy/ah tiong/ah neh accent, i will slam down.

sorry huh for being rude. i support locals only. btw i am a local ah neh.

 

[Logisex]

Let me tell you about my neighbour in Beijing whose son-in-law recently got into Ant U Ass as a research fella.

He came to my house and ask me (in Chinese of course!) "to confirm" that he understand the invitation letter from the Uni correctly. He later ask me again "to confirm" that he understand the info on the ICA website correctly. His idea of "to confirm" is for me to tell him what all the info meant and then he start asking questions. CCB dunno English and can still be invited to the Uni! NB I help him out simply because my neighbour took care of my dog when I'm back in Singapore.

Later he ask me again on how to apply visa for his wife. Can't even understand clear info on website or ask his professor (another CB PRC!) on such a simple matter. AFter he apply online with the help of a fellow S'pore classmate, his retarded wife (a PRC graduate somemore) cut and paste the ICA page and ask me whether the visa has been approved when it clearly stated "pending approval"! CCB still got the face to tell me she "miss that out". NB...........later still can tell me that Singaporeans speak funny Englsih that she cannot understand!

When I was back in S'pore for CNY, the wife made a police report against the husband for beating her up twice. Reason? The wife wants to switch off the lights as she wants to sleep but the husband wants to play PSP!

That's the kind of PRCs we get in the Uni and Singapore.........

 

[makapaaa]

And he's probably on a free scholarship with free air tickets and all expenses paid by the FAPee TRAITORS using Sporns' blood and coffin money while NSmen need to go into heavy debt to study.

 

[Ash007]

Singapore no need students to do IELTS? or some form of english test before they are allowed to study there? Strange, I would thought the PAPpees would have thought of this and come up with another money making scheme. Test of Singlish as a Foreign Language. TSFL!

 

[cooleo]

If i am lecturer at Anti-U Uni, i will fuckin hell fuck the PRC students upside down. CCB... learn to speak before you write!

Dammit, local unis really low standards pui!

 

[streetsmart73]

Received a call from Anti-U University student the other day. The PRC dickhead wanted to enquire about some items and spoke in English.

His spoken English was so poor, that i could not make out complete sentences. He is a fucking disgrace to the uni. Can't even speak in simple English that can be understood.

So after 1 min of trying to figure out what the fuck he want, i gave up. I just say "hey you email me at [email protected] . sorry i don't understand what you are saying!"

Subsequently i received an email. Now this time, at least i can understand the written English by this dickhead.

This really makes me wonder... how can Anti-U university allow such PRC dickheads in? Can't speak English, but can only write! joker! :oIo:

hi there


1. bro, honest i had an experience with a prc the opposite of yours.
2. well, she was speaking english, apeing with a foreign accent, some american slang.
3. yes, damn fake and unrealistic.
4. stuffs like "cool man!" and those cheap street slangs.
5. cheap and very fake.

 

[StonebridgeLeaner]

Received a call from Anti-U University student the other day. The PRC dickhead wanted to enquire about some items and spoke in English.

His spoken English was so poor, that i could not make out complete sentences. He is a fucking disgrace to the uni. Can't even speak in simple English that can be understood.

So after 1 min of trying to figure out what the fuck he want, i gave up. I just say "hey you email me at [email protected] . sorry i don't understand what you are saying!"

Subsequently i received an email. Now this time, at least i can understand the written English by this dickhead.

This really makes me wonder... how can Anti-U university allow such PRC dickheads in? Can't speak English, but can only write! joker! :oIo:

Lots of redundant Rafflesian wannabes are angry at the Chinaman of course. I understand that.

Even the Anglo-Chinese fakeys couldn't really be bothered LOL

 

[cooleo]

hi there


1. bro, honest i had an experience with a prc the opposite of yours.
2. well, she was speaking english, apeing with a foreign accent, some american slang.
3. yes, damn fake and unrealistic.
4. stuffs like "cool man!" and those cheap street slangs.
5. cheap and very fake.

"Yo what's up man?"
"Oh...nothing much. Just chilling ya."
"Alrighty"
"You feel me?"

 

[no-go]

"Yo what's up man?"
"Oh...nothing much. Just chilling ya."
"Alrighty"
"You feel me?"

how can u guys leave out " givme me 5''!

 

[Ramseth]

If PRCs in Singapore speak English like BBC, then Singaporeans need worry.

 

[cooleo]

how can u guys leave out " givme me 5''!

They shud stick to "one shot is eighty dollars"....

 

[Owen69]

You never ask him speak chinese, you be shocked....:p

 

[mustspeakup]

Subsequently i received an email. Now this time, at least i can understand the written English by this dickhead.

so what the fish he wants from you?

 

[mustspeakup]

That's the kind of PRCs we get in the Uni and Singapore.........

You guys are giving them too much expectation...

is English their first language or 2nd language?

can you speak fluent mandarin or your 2nd languages?

 

[mustspeakup]

NB...........later still can tell me that Singaporeans speak funny Englsih that she cannot understand!

this one is really serious, try speaking singlish to angmos and see if they can understand you...

 

[mustspeakup]

If PRCs in Singapore speak English like BBC, then Singaporeans need worry.

listen to the younger generations.....and be really worried....

 

[cooleo]

so what the fish he wants from you?

Based on his atrocious spoken English, i guess he wants....

my

fist

up

his

*beep* *beep* *beep*!!!

 

[mustspeakup]

Based on his atrocious spoken English, i guess he wants....

my

fist

up

his

*beep* *beep* *beep*!!!

you are full of shit...

 

[blackmore]

You guys are giving them too much expectation...

is English their first language or 2nd language?

can you speak fluent mandarin or your 2nd languages?

English may not be our mother tongue to many of us but trying to communicate with a PRC takes more then just patiences.

I have my fair brushes with these buggers and serious they are taking Singapore for a ride literally. They do not add any value to Singapore but more a burden to the citizens in many ways in life.

Most of these PRCs seriously can't communicate properly(verbal nor written) except in Mandarin in an English speaking country. Next will be the Pinoys/Pinays which their spoken English is even harder to comprehend than a FT Indian
.
Given the scenario , you would rather walk off (or burst your arteries at worst) trying to understand a PRC speaking non comprehensible broken English with a freaking cheap American slang of yesteryear.

Most of these PRC just do not want to integrate with our society and our government are just opening the floodgate to allow more of these trash in to worsen the situation.