So Ram could be SHEMALE.
Once upon a time in a Tops Supermarket in Thailand, I was carrying a shopping basket around, well, shopping.
Salesgirl : This is tampon section (giggles) what are you looking for?
Ram : Oh (blushes) Faen khong phom asked me to buy this for her and and I see many offer posters here...(handing over my shopping note.)
Salesgirl : (Giggles again) Oh yes, this is on offer now, buy two packs, get one pack free.
Ram : OK then, can you put three packs in my basket.
Salesgirl: OK kha, khop khun maak kha.
Ram : (Blush and rush off to whisky section, grab a bottle and go to cashier.)
Luckily, the aunty cashier wasn't a young girl who would giggle at guy buying tampon.
I went home and told my theerak, next time go buy that stuff yourself.
She also giggled happily as if nothing happened. Gals are wierd!