Ah Sam can change my rank to Lieutenant General?

[micromachine]

I want to outrank kee chiu leh prease

 

[micromachine]

AH SAM WAN SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LaoTze]

Wah!

I am thinking of kowtowing to Ah Sam to make me Generallissimo !



WANG SUI WANG WANG SUI

 

[micromachine]

I forbid!

 

[LaoTze]

I forbid!

What the fuck can a kuching kurad Lootennant general can fucking forbid?
Never mind what Ah Sam give oor not give me.
I still the Generallissimo!

I can squeeze your balls and reduce you to Private.

You better kowtow to me and ask forgiveness.

 

[virus]

#chibai lor.... i ask for mod never gibe me.

 

[zhihau]

best thread of 2018

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

can someone make me lunch-corporal, please?

 

[rocket]

I wana a colonel .. tks

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

this so cool..... lunch corporal reporting SIRS

 

[jw5]

LOL...........................................

can someone make me lunch-corporal, please?

 

[steffychun]

Can I be President?

 

[ILovePAP]

Dear Sam,

Please change mine to PAP Member.

Many thanks.

 

[LaoTze]

Can I be President?

Cannot be President.
Must be Elected President

President tak bah kaa now.

And only Select Committee empowered to do that.
Not a kuching kurad Moderator

 

[looneytan]

WTF

 

[Rogue Trader]

Can name me "hardcore PAP supporter" please??

 

[greedy and cunning]

Thread like this makes semi boiled great.

 

[steffychun]

Cannot be President.
Must be Elected President

President tak bah kaa now.

And only Select Committee empowered to do that.
Not a kuching kurad Moderator

If half-Indian can be Malay President, then I can be President!

 

[LaoTze]

If half-Indian can be Malay President, then I can be President!

Dun any old how say.

The Elected President was a full blooded Indian. Before the Select Committee comprising entirely of Chinese (who also laff and laff on way to banks) decided the Indian becum a Malay and can laugh and laugh with them on way to bank.

Her favourite dish in the past was bak kut teh with succulent ter kar and braised pork intestines.
Very wholesome food and very poh for Indians as well as for Chinese.

 

[jw5]

WTF................. WTF...............

WTF