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A Tribute To Good Old Forum Banter

jw5

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(a) SLA jacks up land price
(b) HDB pays SLA for the land (left hand pays right hand), then claims it is making no profit on HDB flats
(c) SLA transfer proceeds to Temasek Holdings for "investment"
(d) Temasek allegedly makes 12 percent compounded p.a.
(e) CPF pays 2.5 percent p.a.
(f) Then we borrow from CPF to pay for HDB flats at 2.6 percent p.a.
(g) Property prices skyrocket due to foreign purchases
(h) HDB pegs its flats to general property prices, gives a token discount, and then claims it is providing Singaporeans a market subsidy

No wonder some people say that sinkies are fucked.
 

jw5

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We have uncovered a treasure trove today, fellow Loyal Alfrescian

This is your treasure trove:

He thinks his breath of knowledge makes his quite superior
Those without his "inside scoop" he looks down as inferior
"Go seek more knowledge before you take me on"
Is his favourite line he loves to use on those he deems as wrong.

He revises history constantly, as if facts are but his toy
One moment you're in the clear and the next, his whipping boy
He mangles, he misrepresents, he distorts what you have done
Just to feel good about himself, at your expense he has his fun.
 
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jw5

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We have uncovered a treasure trove today, fellow Loyal Alfrescian

This is my treasure trove:

A long long time ago and in a land far far away
A boy started a forum for folks to have their say
It’s meant for the common man a place for all and sundry
He tried to think of a good name and finally thought of sammy

A pathetic coward from the elite wanted to say his piece
Too scared to appear in public this place to him was bliss
His chosen nick was scroobal a name now known to all
It would be fine except it didn’t say that he was missing one ball

He claimed to be a know-it-all and he would name drop daily
His behaviour as seen by most was that of a manipulative bully
Arrogance was his forte and he was not beyond deceit
If you wanted him to like you, you had better lick his feet

Disagree with him one time and he would never forget you
Tyrants like him would never allow you to have your point of view
This piece of shit would sometimes try to talk like the common man
But if you dared to go against him he would hit you with a ban

He would later lie about it and claim it was not him
It’s simply normal for this asshole to think that we are dim
He has a bunch of elite cronies who would follow him to the end
This bunch of sycophants insist on keeping their heads in the sand

Blind to the bullying and manipulation he continues with gutso
This egoistic charlatan scroobal has really reached a low
He has no self-awareness his upbringing is in question
What he needs from the rest of us is to be taught a severe lesson

He claims to be a defender of the common man but that is pure bullshit
Just mention anything about those elites and he’s chomping at the bit
His anger with the men in white may sometimes confuse us
Most likely he was discarded by them and thrown under the bus

This manipulative bully still runs the roost but this ditty is for fun
If you think of trusting him, remember he said “Khaw will not run!”
If this piece of scroobal shit does not realize he’s a bullying pest
The rest of us will simply have to think of ways to whip his fucking ass.
 

nayr69sg

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Staff member
SuperMod
This is my treasure trove:

A long long time ago and in a land far far away
A boy started a forum for folks to have their say
It’s meant for the common man a place for all and sundry
He tried to think of a good name and finally thought of sammy

A pathetic coward from the elite wanted to say his piece
Too scared to appear in public this place to him was bliss
His chosen nick was scroobal a name now known to all
It would be fine except it didn’t say that he was missing one ball

He claimed to be a know-it-all and he would name drop daily
His behaviour as seen by most was that of a manipulative bully
Arrogance was his forte and he was not beyond deceit
If you wanted him to like you, you had better lick his feet

Disagree with him one time and he would never forget you
Tyrants like him would never allow you to have your point of view
This piece of shit would sometimes try to talk like the common man
But if you dared to go against him he would hit you with a ban

He would later lie about it and claim it was not him
It’s simply normal for this asshole to think that we are dim
He has a bunch of elite cronies who would follow him to the end
This bunch of sycophants insist on keeping their heads in the sand

Blind to the bullying and manipulation he continues with gutso
This egoistic charlatan scroobal has really reached a low
He has no self-awareness his upbringing is in question
What he needs from the rest of us is to be taught a severe lesson

He claims to be a defender of the common man but that is pure bullshit
Just mention anything about those elites and he’s chomping at the bit
His anger with the men in white may sometimes confuse us
Most likely he was discarded by them and thrown under the bus

This manipulative bully still runs the roost but this ditty is for fun
If you think of trusting him, remember he said “Khaw will not run!”
If this piece of scroobal shit does not realize he’s a bullying pest
The rest of us will simply have to think of ways to whip his fucking ass.
So all this while you have been jealous of scroobal! That's why

Jw5 i am not scoorbal and MAY

You know i start to pity you now
 

nayr69sg

Super Moderator
Staff member
SuperMod
This is my treasure trove:

A long long time ago and in a land far far away
A boy started a forum for folks to have their say
It’s meant for the common man a place for all and sundry
He tried to think of a good name and finally thought of sammy

A pathetic coward from the elite wanted to say his piece
Too scared to appear in public this place to him was bliss
His chosen nick was scroobal a name now known to all
It would be fine except it didn’t say that he was missing one ball

He claimed to be a know-it-all and he would name drop daily
His behaviour as seen by most was that of a manipulative bully
Arrogance was his forte and he was not beyond deceit
If you wanted him to like you, you had better lick his feet

Disagree with him one time and he would never forget you
Tyrants like him would never allow you to have your point of view
This piece of shit would sometimes try to talk like the common man
But if you dared to go against him he would hit you with a ban

He would later lie about it and claim it was not him
It’s simply normal for this asshole to think that we are dim
He has a bunch of elite cronies who would follow him to the end
This bunch of sycophants insist on keeping their heads in the sand

Blind to the bullying and manipulation he continues with gutso
This egoistic charlatan scroobal has really reached a low
He has no self-awareness his upbringing is in question
What he needs from the rest of us is to be taught a severe lesson

He claims to be a defender of the common man but that is pure bullshit
Just mention anything about those elites and he’s chomping at the bit
His anger with the men in white may sometimes confuse us
Most likely he was discarded by them and thrown under the bus

This manipulative bully still runs the roost but this ditty is for fun
If you think of trusting him, remember he said “Khaw will not run!”
If this piece of scroobal shit does not realize he’s a bullying pest
The rest of us will simply have to think of ways to whip his fucking ass.
Cant believe you actually posted

"This is my treasure trove"

Sigh. I can see the rivalry between you and scroobal.

I am not scroobal

I feel sad for you now.
 

jw5

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Moderator
Loyal
Cant believe you actually posted

"This is my treasure trove"

Sigh. I can see the rivalry between you and scroobal.

I am not scroobal

I feel sad for you now.

You can be anyone you feel like being. I won't tell anyone, promise.
 

DOM the Clown

Alfrescian
Loyal
This is my treasure trove:

A long long time ago and in a land far far away
A boy started a forum for folks to have their say
It’s meant for the common man a place for all and sundry
He tried to think of a good name and finally thought of sammy

A pathetic coward from the elite wanted to say his piece
Too scared to appear in public this place to him was bliss
His chosen nick was scroobal a name now known to all
It would be fine except it didn’t say that he was missing one ball

He claimed to be a know-it-all and he would name drop daily
His behaviour as seen by most was that of a manipulative bully
Arrogance was his forte and he was not beyond deceit
If you wanted him to like you, you had better lick his feet

Disagree with him one time and he would never forget you
Tyrants like him would never allow you to have your point of view
This piece of shit would sometimes try to talk like the common man
But if you dared to go against him he would hit you with a ban

He would later lie about it and claim it was not him
It’s simply normal for this asshole to think that we are dim
He has a bunch of elite cronies who would follow him to the end
This bunch of sycophants insist on keeping their heads in the sand

Blind to the bullying and manipulation he continues with gutso
This egoistic charlatan scroobal has really reached a low
He has no self-awareness his upbringing is in question
What he needs from the rest of us is to be taught a severe lesson

He claims to be a defender of the common man but that is pure bullshit
Just mention anything about those elites and he’s chomping at the bit
His anger with the men in white may sometimes confuse us
Most likely he was discarded by them and thrown under the bus

This manipulative bully still runs the roost but this ditty is for fun
If you think of trusting him, remember he said “Khaw will not run!”
If this piece of scroobal shit does not realize he’s a bullying pest
The rest of us will simply have to think of ways to whip his fucking ass.
I didn't know much about scroobal and his real behaviour. I only like his Tales from the Istana. In fact, I don't think I'd even chatted with him on SBF. I guess things didn't change much since the Delphi days. There were Ah Beng Song and Edwin ... and a couple of other warring buddies.... but I can't recall what the quarrells were all about then.
 

jw5

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Moderator
Loyal
I didn't know much about scroobal and his real behaviour. I only like his Tales from the Istana. In fact, I don't think I'd even chatted with him on SBF. I guess things didn't change much since the Delphi days. There were Ah Beng Song and Edwin ... and a couple of other warring buddies.... but I can't recall what the quarrells were all about then.

I also cannot recall the quarrels, but I recall the banter with fondness, hence this thread.
 

nayr69sg

Super Moderator
Staff member
SuperMod
You can be anyone you feel like being. I won't tell anyone, promise.
You owe me an apology. I am not scroobal. I am not MAY.
And truthfully before you started hounding me I really had no major feud with you.

I enjoyed reading some of scroobal stuff but his tales from istana was not one of them. I can see why some people liked it but it never intetested me and it still does not.

I am not scroobal.
 
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