A Damsel, an Ogre & the Dragon

[Claire]

"... even if you are unhappy with me, you can curse and swear at me, but please leave my daughter alone..." . ​

The Damsel lets out an unsophisticated shriek, albeit an intentional virtual "virtuous" gesticulation, declaring herself as pure as driven snow.

"...I am self made stand on my own two feet woman - no such free time of beggar dogs thieves stealing time of taxpayer sponsored salaries - so I have no time to keep repeating replies to evil dirty lies. Asian Dogs sons of chickens you win ok..." . ​

The Ogre screeches with venom, at those incorrigible forum ruffians.

The result?

Men simply love the Damsel in distress. The Damsel gets the love and likes, while Ogre bore the brunt of repeated harassments, in multitudes of unedifying profanities.

When the Damsel puts up a thread for help to purchase a simple Logitech headset, (instead of googling herself), the boorish slob-of-a-man forummers become chivalrous knights-in-shining-armour, offering their best advice, showering her with tender loving care. Like knights in impregnable iron vests, they charge after fire-breathing dragons like myself, completely overwhelmed by their sense of "duty and satisfaction" to aid the Damsel.

Unfortunately, when the Orge complains of inconsiderate Chinese national neighbours above her condominium unit, and a flying pigeon brushing her arm at the hawker centre, she is ridiculed with "Bees to honey, flies to shit, pigeons to sluts".

The cunning Damsel has rehearsed into absolute perfection, her art of passive-aggressive shyness. Her fatherless daughter becomes her sword and shield. She crafts a demure virtual persona, the appearance of utter "helplessness".

The Orge, unfortunately, has not. A pure untouched virgin for years, her piousness translates into everlasting wrath against anyone, and everyone, who questions the chastity of her chitsu.

I am the competent Dragon. I find myself in many situations when ∼ male hawkers, male mechanics, male doctors and dentists, male wet market stallholders, male security guards, to my honourable fellow male members of the legal profession ∼ they love to play the chivalrous knight, providing me the assistance which I do not need. Their addiction to chivalry is unimaginably real.

And when it is further extrapolated into my intimacies with those I spend a night with, the damsel in me awakens. It rules my body and soul with ease, obliterating the dragon in me, in tandem with my desires for his bratwurst thrust.

Well, I hate to admit it. Success and likability are positively correlated for men. It is negatively correlated for women.

So be it.

The guileful and deceptive Damsel is loved. The loud Ogre is loathed as the Forum's philistine. The successful Dragon is a chameleon, hated for her gumption.

 

[knnccb]

errr...so conclusion is, u lose to cloudy but win lau gin? lol, its ok lah, u win some and u lose some, thats life cest la vie

 

[Balls2U]

Is Gin a damsel?

 

[knnccb]

Is Gin a damsel?

according to Claire she is an ogre

 

[Cottonmouth]

Is Gin a damsel?

Gin is a damnslut.

 

[glnit]

and i am mushu for none, and i mean none is as fair and as mighty as mulan

 

[cinababi]

I thought Ho Ching before I opened this thread. Fugly mule.

 

[knnccb]

actually moi dont like to get involve in petty bitch fights but by calling us ruffians, she is being condescending and passing judgement on us thus making it personal, so moi got no choice but to pull out mois dragon slaying sword to chop her dragon

Claire clearly thinks lau gin is the victim of bullying here and conveniently closing her eyes to the old slut's incessant foul mouthing vulgarities and cursing at others families, parents, mother, wife, sister, etc, lol...this Claire character is actually a very simplistic bitch behind her presumptious persona, now attempting to link her lame bitching war with another female forummer to our highly complex ongoing battle with the resident old slut, and without even possessing an ounce of inkling of the backdrop, Claire is simply vying for attention with her little personal bitch fight but behind her self projected flamboyance as a masterful articulate cunning linguist..bla bla bla trying to mesmerise with subtle elaborate metaphors belies a very tiny bimbo brain

 

[yinyang]

And when it is further extrapolated into my intimacies with those I spend a night with, the damsel in me awakens. It rules my body and soul with ease, obliterating the dragon in me, in tandem with my desires for his bratwurst thrust.

Quotable quote of the day

 

[glockman]

"... even if you are unhappy with me, you can curse and swear at me, but please leave my daughter alone..." . ​

The Damsel lets out an unsophisticated shriek, albeit an intentional virtual "virtuous" gesticulation, declaring herself as pure as driven snow.

"...I am self made stand on my own two feet woman - no such free time of beggar dogs thieves stealing time of taxpayer sponsored salaries - so I have no time to keep repeating replies to evil dirty lies. Asian Dogs sons of chickens you win ok..." . ​

The Ogre screeches with venom, at those incorrigible forum ruffians.

The result?

Men simply love the Damsel in distress. The Damsel gets the love and likes, while Ogre bore the brunt of repeated harassments, in multitudes of unedifying profanities.

When the Damsel puts up a thread for help to purchase a simple Logitech headset, (instead of googling herself), the boorish slob-of-a-man forummers become chivalrous knights-in-shining-armour, offering their best advice, showering her with tender loving care. Like knights in impregnable iron vests, they charge after fire-breathing dragons like myself, completely overwhelmed by their sense of "duty and satisfaction" to aid the Damsel.

Unfortunately, when the Orge complains of inconsiderate Chinese national neighbours above her condominium unit, and a flying pigeon brushing her arm at the hawker centre, she is ridiculed with "Bees to honey, flies to shit, pigeons to sluts".

The cunning Damsel has rehearsed into absolute perfection, her art of passive-aggressive shyness. Her fatherless daughter becomes her sword and shield. She crafts a demure virtual persona, the appearance of utter "helplessness".

The Orge, unfortunately, has not. A pure untouched virgin for years, her piousness translates into everlasting wrath against anyone, and everyone, who questions the chastity of her chitsu.

I am the competent Dragon. I find myself in many situations when ∼ male hawkers, male mechanics, male doctors and dentists, male wet market stallholders, male security guards, to my honourable fellow male members of the legal profession ∼ they love to play the chivalrous knight, providing me the assistance which I do not need. Their addiction to chivalry is unimaginably real.

And when it is further extrapolated into my intimacies with those I spend a night with, the damsel in me awakens. It rules my body and soul with ease, obliterating the dragon in me, in tandem with my desires for his bratwurst thrust.

Well, I hate to admit it. Success and likability are positively correlated for men. It is negatively correlated for women.

So be it.

The guileful and deceptive Damsel is loved. The loud Ogre is loathed as the Forum's philistine. The successful Dragon is a chameleon, hated for her gumption.

I am but a simple man, not good with flowery and fancy words. But when you referred to the screeching Ogre who's also a "pure untouched virgin", did you mean our nut case super gila @ginfreely har? Something like this izzit?

 

[eatshitndie]

ogre girls can be sexy and seductive too.

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

many ogre looking species in pap.

 

[Cottonmouth]

@ginfreely

 

[knnccb]

"... even if you are unhappy with me, you can curse and swear at me, but please leave my daughter alone..." . ​

The Damsel lets out an unsophisticated shriek, albeit an intentional virtual "virtuous" gesticulation, declaring herself as pure as driven snow.

"...I am self made stand on my own two feet woman - no such free time of beggar dogs thieves stealing time of taxpayer sponsored salaries - so I have no time to keep repeating replies to evil dirty lies. Asian Dogs sons of chickens you win ok..." . ​

The Ogre screeches with venom, at those incorrigible forum ruffians.

The result?

Men simply love the Damsel in distress. The Damsel gets the love and likes, while Ogre bore the brunt of repeated harassments, in multitudes of unedifying profanities.

When the Damsel puts up a thread for help to purchase a simple Logitech headset, (instead of googling herself), the boorish slob-of-a-man forummers become chivalrous knights-in-shining-armour, offering their best advice, showering her with tender loving care. Like knights in impregnable iron vests, they charge after fire-breathing dragons like myself, completely overwhelmed by their sense of "duty and satisfaction" to aid the Damsel.

Unfortunately, when the Orge complains of inconsiderate Chinese national neighbours above her condominium unit, and a flying pigeon brushing her arm at the hawker centre, she is ridiculed with "Bees to honey, flies to shit, pigeons to sluts".

The cunning Damsel has rehearsed into absolute perfection, her art of passive-aggressive shyness. Her fatherless daughter becomes her sword and shield. She crafts a demure virtual persona, the appearance of utter "helplessness".

The Orge, unfortunately, has not. A pure untouched virgin for years, her piousness translates into everlasting wrath against anyone, and everyone, who questions the chastity of her chitsu.

I am the competent Dragon. I find myself in many situations when ∼ male hawkers, male mechanics, male doctors and dentists, male wet market stallholders, male security guards, to my honourable fellow male members of the legal profession ∼ they love to play the chivalrous knight, providing me the assistance which I do not need. Their addiction to chivalry is unimaginably real.

And when it is further extrapolated into my intimacies with those I spend a night with, the damsel in me awakens. It rules my body and soul with ease, obliterating the dragon in me, in tandem with my desires for his bratwurst thrust.

Well, I hate to admit it. Success and likability are positively correlated for men. It is negatively correlated for women.

So be it.

The guileful and deceptive Damsel is loved. The loud Ogre is loathed as the Forum's philistine. The successful Dragon is a chameleon, hated for her gumption.

your highfalutin crap is impressing no one, u need to get off your high horse and smell the horse shit once in awhile to cure your pomposity and pretentiousness and sense of overly self importance and deluded grandeur, ur not a cut above anyone here, nobody is impressed or intimidated by your superficially infused eloquence, or your humble brags for that matter, and i make no apologies if u deem me guilty of floccinaucinihilipilification of your mental capacity or the lack thereof, lol...and btw if ur looking for cocks here, there may be afew who are looking for free cunts but most get their supplies commercially

 

[knnccb]

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@ginfreely

how cum she turn green liao? lol

 

[Cottonmouth]

how cum she turn green liao? lol

Too much curry liao.

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

your highfalutin crap is impressing no one, u need to get off your high horse and smell the horse shit once in awhile to cure your pomposity and pretentiousness and sense of overly self importance and deluded grandeur, ur not a cut above anyone here, nobody is impressed or intimidated by your superficially infused eloquence, or your humble brags for that matter, and i make no apologies if u deem me guilty of floccinaucinihilipilification of your mental capacity or the lack thereof, lol...and btw if ur looking for cocks here, there may be afew who are looking for free cunts but most get their supplies commercially

wahsei your england so power like power nasi lemak

 

[knnccb]

wahsei your england so power like power nasi lemak

no lah dont like that say, limpeh just a chow sai beng england harp past 6 one, Orr Label just pass C6 niar...limpeh just kay kay google cut and paste afew powder words to tua pow

 

[sweetiepie]

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

no lah dont like that say, limpeh just a chow sai beng england harp past 6 one, Orr Label just pass C6 niar...limpeh just kay kay google cut and paste afew powder words to tua pow

maikeikei
you is 真人不露相