Sorry Rusty, you are not right:
Mountains - We have Mount Faber and Bukit Timah where we can talk about Nature like cicadas
Winter, Spring or Fall - We have Ice-skating rinks, Hot Spring inside an army camp, Springleaf Estate nearby....Waterfall at Bird Park
Long Rivers, Large Ponds - We have Singapore River, Pandan River, Chinese River (Sg Cina) in Sembawang and off course the sudden ponds (ponding) at orchard Road, not forgetting the many ponds under PUB where the conversation can be on bodies found floating. Maybe an aphrodisiac for better health. Vickram Nair tasted it and is still living.
Inventions - We have COE, ERP, Red-plated cars, Newater, 3/4 rule, GST and many more
Country-side - What about Tekong and Istana (out-of-bounds), Mandai and Macritchie Forest (out-of-bound too), Island Golf Club (only for the rich and famous).
History - The British days, the Japanese days, The Emergency, Merger with Malaysia, Indonesian Konfrontasi, Asahari, Nasution and the Brunei Rebellion, Harbans Singh, Vetrivelu, Sudden Death of Cabinet Minister, Abuse of Gun-Carriages.
So much to talk and cheer people up.
All this make foreigners respect us more.
Cheer up Rusty. Forget about Parties and Politicians