The poor standard of English among Singaporeans is so disgusting

[Himawari]

I find it unfathomable that so many Singaporeans - I estimate 80% of the citizen population - are unable to write a proper email without major grammatical or spelling errors.

As for sammyboy forum posters, my guess is that the rate is probably 95%.

And as far as conversation is concerned, many can't pronounce correctly.

I think our education system has failed in this respect.

Can someone translate the above in English?

 

[po2wq]

ah beng always said to ah lian: kiang tio hoe mai keh kiang lah!

wat does ah lian oways say 2 ah beng? ...

 

[wikiphile]

I find it unfathomable that so (so is redundant) many Singaporeans - I estimate (estimated - past tense or use a fucking present future tense) 80% of the citizen population - are unable to write a proper email without major grammatical or spelling errors.

As for (the - a definite article is missing) sammyboy forum posters, my guess (estimation not 'guess') is that the rate is probably 95%.

And as far as (It should be 'As far as any conversation', you have made a punctuation mistake) conversation is concerned, many can't (cannot and not can't you stupid cunt) pronounce correctly.

I think our education system has failed in this respect (aspect not RESPECT).

It looks like you either need to attend grammar school or not make any more sentences in English.

 

[steffychun]

if you are dumb like Kee Chiu, you can still enter Cambridge.

 

[ragout]

I find it unfathomable that so many Singaporeans - I estimate 80% of the citizen population - are unable to write a proper email without major grammatical or spelling errors.

As for sammyboy forum posters, my guess is that the rate is probably 95%.

And as far as conversation is concerned, many can't pronounce correctly.

I think our education system has failed in this respect.

An epic fail, what a loser.

 

[lianbeng]

It looks like you either need to attend grammar school or not make any more sentences in English.

lianbeng says: that's why kiang tio hoe mai keh kiang lor! lianbeng buay kiang one lah!

 

[lianbeng]

wat does ah lian oways say 2 ah beng? ...

lianbeng replies: ah lian oways said to ah beng: lu jin kiang lor!

 

[Orion]

I may feel unworthy, lonely and depressed, but at least I am grammatically correct.

How many can say that? 10%? 20%?

You don't add a commas before but. That is a mistake already...

 

[SadPlumpGal]

The attempts to edit me are laughable, as is the deducting of my points such that I need moderation.

I will just go to the American Delphi forums where I can enjoy in healthy conversations with mature and refined people.

Singaporean men can't take a bit of positive criticism. You are just whiny little boys despite being in the 20s and 30s; you can't even carry your own back pack and need a Pinoy maid to do that.

You can't get laid and even if you could you can't get it up and even when you can get it up, nobody can see it.

 

[SadPlumpGal]

I may be sad, I can learn to be happy.

I may be slightly plump, I can lose weight.

You have a small brain, a bit hard to change that.

You have a small dick, a bit hard but mostly soft.

Bye, weak Singaporean men!

 

[coogans]

I may be sad, I can learn to be happy.

I may be slightly plump, I can lose weight.

You have a small brain, a bit hard to change that.

You have a small dick, a bit hard but mostly soft.

Bye, weak Singaporean men!

You must have tried many Singaporean pricks to make such an assessment.