riddle time....

[red amoeba]

Coffin?

10char

actually its counterfeit $$

 

[blackreplica]

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck at that time. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

No. The truck would have burnt sufficient fuel by the halfway point to offset the weight of the bird landing on top of it

 

[HedgeTrader]

I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet off the ground. What am I?

Bird
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[blackreplica]

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

The plate?

 

[red amoeba]

The plate?

playing cards

 

[blackreplica]

hahah awesome thread thanks for the riddles. Some are really difficult

 

[red amoeba]

No. The truck would have burnt sufficient fuel by the halfway point to offset the weight of the bird landing on top of it

yes...i was caught out by this one too...guess i was too square.

 

[HedgeTrader]

Name all the numbers from 1 - 100, which have the letter 'A' in their spellings?

None LOL
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[red amoeba]

Bird
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wheel barrow

 

[ZorrorroZ]

There are 3 stoves. A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which do you light up first?

The wood stove. Cos when the wood stove starts burning, you shove it into the brick stove and place the glass stove on top. Everything will heat up! :o

 

[red amoeba]

The wood stove. Cos when the wood stove starts burning, you shove it into the brick stove and place the glass stove on top. Everything will heat up! :o

u light the match first

 

[ZorrorroZ]

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

Easy... deck of cards

 

[red amoeba]

Say my name and I disappear. What am I?

 

[ZorrorroZ]

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

the lions room.. cos the lions would have been dead... duh... how to live if not have eaten for 3 years!

 

[ZorrorroZ]

u light the match first

doh!! *facepalm*

 

[red amoeba]

Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?

 

[red amoeba]

One by one we fall from heaven
down into the depths of past
And our world is ever upturned
so that yet some time we'll last

 

[red amoeba]

I drift forever with the current
down these long canals they've made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I'm good at killing people too.

 

[red amoeba]

Kings and queens may cling to power
and the jester's got his call
But, as you may all discover,
the common one outranks them all

 

[KNNBCCB]

this is good...

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

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