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PEASANTPORE: The Mouthpiece wants to remind that any of the four snake oil peddlers in the Punggol East by-erection can request for a recount - so that Ruler Loong's lackeys will have more chances to transmodified the votes using 斗转星移神功.
There are 31,649 registered stupid peasants and another 59 overseas peasants in the by-erections on January 26.
The four candidates are Cocky Koh Poh Koon from the regime, Sabo Jeya, Pork Seller Desmond Lim from the Stupid Donkey Arses and Labour's Lee Li Lian.
The Erections Department said peasants will start receiving their Poll Cards from January 17. The Department wants to remind peasants that the serial numbers are use to identify rebellious precints.
In addition, those rigged cards, which are green in colour, indicate the polling station they have to go to. This simple trick allows the regime to collate information about the voting profiles across blocks and adjust their carrot and stick after the Erections. For example, dissenting blocks will be assigned the worst cleaners. In addition, thieves, glue sniffers, drug runners or teenage troublemakers will be encouraged to create trouble at unrepentant blocks. There will also be overzealous parking wardens loitering around regime unfriendly blocks' carparks.
Peasant voters must have the poll card, as well as their identity card or passport to remind them that Big Brother is watching them at the polling station.
To placate merchants, Polling Day for the Punggol East by-erection is not a public holiday. All merchants must identify rebellious staff and deny them reasonable time to vote for Labour.
Polling stations will open from 8am to 8pm and 2 hours of vote counting is expected based on the Cheng San experience.
The results of the by-erections are already determined based on a secret decree from Ruler Loong. Peasants are told to wait after 10pm to celebrate Cocky Koh's win. Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiew' and Arse Luck Teo have booked rooms at Las Vegas KTV to celebrate Cocky Koh's famous victory.
The Erection Department, who reports directly to Ruler Loong will deploy some 250 lackeys to conduct the by-erections to ensure Cocky Koh enjoys fat cat advantages.
PEASANTPORE: The Mouthpiece wants to remind that any of the four snake oil peddlers in the Punggol East by-erection can request for a recount - so that Ruler Loong's lackeys will have more chances to transmodified the votes using 斗转星移神功.
There are 31,649 registered stupid peasants and another 59 overseas peasants in the by-erections on January 26.
The four candidates are Cocky Koh Poh Koon from the regime, Sabo Jeya, Pork Seller Desmond Lim from the Stupid Donkey Arses and Labour's Lee Li Lian.
The Erections Department said peasants will start receiving their Poll Cards from January 17. The Department wants to remind peasants that the serial numbers are use to identify rebellious precints.
In addition, those rigged cards, which are green in colour, indicate the polling station they have to go to. This simple trick allows the regime to collate information about the voting profiles across blocks and adjust their carrot and stick after the Erections. For example, dissenting blocks will be assigned the worst cleaners. In addition, thieves, glue sniffers, drug runners or teenage troublemakers will be encouraged to create trouble at unrepentant blocks. There will also be overzealous parking wardens loitering around regime unfriendly blocks' carparks.
Peasant voters must have the poll card, as well as their identity card or passport to remind them that Big Brother is watching them at the polling station.
To placate merchants, Polling Day for the Punggol East by-erection is not a public holiday. All merchants must identify rebellious staff and deny them reasonable time to vote for Labour.
Polling stations will open from 8am to 8pm and 2 hours of vote counting is expected based on the Cheng San experience.
The results of the by-erections are already determined based on a secret decree from Ruler Loong. Peasants are told to wait after 10pm to celebrate Cocky Koh's win. Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiew' and Arse Luck Teo have booked rooms at Las Vegas KTV to celebrate Cocky Koh's famous victory.
The Erection Department, who reports directly to Ruler Loong will deploy some 250 lackeys to conduct the by-erections to ensure Cocky Koh enjoys fat cat advantages.
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