Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
You enter the wrong hole? and thats the only 1 hole? LOL
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38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 years
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Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
No....the sperm I spent on her just now, I kept for 6 days never released. Tmr the original milf come back from china, I worried not enough sperm to feed her
No....the sperm I spent on her just now, I kept for 6 days never released. Tmr the original milf come back from china, I worried not enough sperm to feed her
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
Mix some flour with water then....No....the sperm I spent on her just now, I kept for 6 days never released. Tmr the original milf come back from china, I worried not enough sperm to feed her
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
Kns, you thinking I joking meh. If I produce a pic of her giving me a bbbj and cim while she's holding a note saying, "Hi Ak
" will you use all your clones to up me 50 points?
Kns, you thinking I joking meh. If I produce a pic of her giving me a bbbj and cim while she's holding a note saying, "Hi Ak
" will you use all your clones to up me 50 points?
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
ok.........Kns, you thinking I joking meh. If I produce a pic of her giving me a bbbj and cim while she's holding a note saying, "Hi Ak
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
You say one ah. Onz you
You say one ah.
Onz you
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
But say 1st, i dun have clones........You say one ah.
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
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Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
Kns boss, why you so moody tonight? Don't be unhappy lah. Cheer up. I go slp first. Chat with u tmr. U don't slp too late lah, will go crazy easily.
Kns boss, why you so moody tonight? Don't be unhappy lah. Cheer up. I go slp first. Chat with u tmr. U don't slp too late lah, will go crazy easily.
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
Reminds me of a very frank and light-heated script taken from a movie 非诚勿扰 part 1. The starting part of the movie the leading male actor sent out a 征婚启事 with content (in Chinese) as follows:
你要想找一帅哥就别来了，你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈，上海女人免谈，女企业家免谈（小商小贩除外），省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，没期待您长得跟画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了。心眼儿别太多岁数别太小，允许时常有不切实际的想入非非，但三句话就能给轰回现实还不气恼顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人，每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。
自我介绍一下，我，岁数已经不小了，日子小康，抽烟不喝酒，留学生身份出去的，在国外生活过十几年，没正经上过学，蹉跎中练就一身生存技能，现在学无所成海外归来，实话实说应该定性为一只没有公司没有股票没有学位的“三无劣海龟”。性格OPEN，人品五五开，不算老实人，但天生胆小，杀人不犯法我也杀不了人，伤天害理了自己良心也备受摧残，命中注定想学坏都当不了大坏蛋。总体而言基本上还是属于对人类对社会有益无害的一类。
Someone actually did the english translation and put it on the net. Though not 100% flawless, meaning around there. (see below)
If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply; If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible; girls born in Shanghai, not possible; female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope. The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you look like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?
Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer young, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drink but smoke. I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real education. In wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returned with no achivement at all. To tell you the truth, I should be judged as a “Fake Turtle" without the three--No company, no stocks and no degree. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others。I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.
Reminds me of a very frank and light-heated script taken from a movie 非诚勿扰 part 1. The starting part of the movie the leading male actor sent out a 征婚启事 with content (in Chinese) as follows:
你要想找一帅哥就别来了，你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈，上海女人免谈，女企业家免谈（小商小贩除外），省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，没期待您长得跟画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了。心眼儿别太多岁数别太小，允许时常有不切实际的想入非非，但三句话就能给轰回现实还不气恼顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人，每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。
自我介绍一下，我，岁数已经不小了，日子小康，抽烟不喝酒，留学生身份出去的，在国外生活过十几年，没正经上过学，蹉跎中练就一身生存技能，现在学无所成海外归来，实话实说应该定性为一只没有公司没有股票没有学位的“三无劣海龟”。性格OPEN，人品五五开，不算老实人，但天生胆小，杀人不犯法我也杀不了人，伤天害理了自己良心也备受摧残，命中注定想学坏都当不了大坏蛋。总体而言基本上还是属于对人类对社会有益无害的一类。
Someone actually did the english translation and put it on the net. Though not 100% flawless, meaning around there. (see below)
If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply; If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible; girls born in Shanghai, not possible; female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope. The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you look like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?
Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer young, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drink but smoke. I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real education. In wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returned with no achivement at all. To tell you the truth, I should be judged as a “Fake Turtle" without the three--No company, no stocks and no degree. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others。I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.
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Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
Jap AV use the following ingredient:
One egg white + half teaspoon milk (non sweet)
To simulate for real life application if run out of sperm for wife after geylang
The above + half teaspooon of cord liver oil + a small pinch of salt + add a bit conflour to simulate age of sperm.
Then stirr well.
Jap AV use the following ingredient:
One egg white + half teaspoon milk (non sweet)
To simulate for real life application if run out of sperm for wife after geylang
The above + half teaspooon of cord liver oil + a small pinch of salt + add a bit conflour to simulate age of sperm.
Then stirr well.
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
so did any guy take up the offer? Hey look you can sell a piece of shit for 1 billion or say 1 thousand bucks for eg. Now ppl might call you mad but what do you call the person that actually buys that piece of shit that you sold for 1 thousand? This bitch here is obviously overpricing herself but let's see if any chinaman takes up her offer. You see there's this unique thing i have noticed in mostly east asian places where it's called overpriced pussy. You'll somehow see that the females that demand all sorts of ridiculous requests seem to be either from ang moh countries or places like china. Now i know there's some sort of female shortage in china but chinamen don't really need to go with a china female. There are females from other countries like africa and even white females. Don't you guys notice this sort of gender type of valuation going around? Like take the middle east where islam reigns and in islam they treat the male like a king. Do they have females like this?
so did any guy take up the offer? Hey look you can sell a piece of shit for 1 billion or say 1 thousand bucks for eg. Now ppl might call you mad but what do you call the person that actually buys that piece of shit that you sold for 1 thousand? This bitch here is obviously overpricing herself but let's see if any chinaman takes up her offer. You see there's this unique thing i have noticed in mostly east asian places where it's called overpriced pussy. You'll somehow see that the females that demand all sorts of ridiculous requests seem to be either from ang moh countries or places like china. Now i know there's some sort of female shortage in china but chinamen don't really need to go with a china female. There are females from other countries like africa and even white females. Don't you guys notice this sort of gender type of valuation going around? Like take the middle east where islam reigns and in islam they treat the male like a king. Do they have females like this?
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
LOL, good 1, raiders should try this
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
hi there
1. bro, i guess some were a little harsh!
2. a lot of your postings & threads are equally worth reading.
3. live it up!
Lately, someone say I talk to much cock, tio accused as PAP mole, stir shits all these, so I keep myself quite lor, now only reply to someone worthy to reply
hi there
1. bro, i guess some were a little harsh!
2. a lot of your postings & threads are equally worth reading.
3. live it up!
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
hi there
1. beng kor, you are still some v meh?
2. i chop hoh!
lianbeng volunteered my virginity... but not to her paiseh.
hi there
1. beng kor, you are still some v meh?
2. i chop hoh!
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
hi there
1. bro, don't need to check!
2. just take a good look at her.
3. her face tells its hard truth; untouched & pretty dry there!
How 2 tell she virgin?Tiongkok ebery ting oso can cheong...cherry pop oredi oso can mend bk wat...
hi there
1. bro, don't need to check!
2. just take a good look at her.
3. her face tells its hard truth; untouched & pretty dry there!
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
hi there
1. bro, physically bonking the whore or verbal attack or what!
hi there
1. bro, physically bonking the whore or verbal attack or what!
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
hi there
1. yes, no doubt about it.
2. she is the female yoda.
3. hahaha!
4. old & dried up.
hi there
1. yes, no doubt about it.
2. she is the female yoda.
3. hahaha!
4. old & dried up.
Re: 38 years old virgin female open for marriage, virgin men priority, no sex 1st 3 y
hi there
1. hahaha!
2. that may not give you more sperm or what.
3. but a bloated tummy!
LOL, good 1, raiders should try this
hi there
1. hahaha!
2. that may not give you more sperm or what.
3. but a bloated tummy!
