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I have read the Australian article that Tey Tsun Hang was an ISD snitch. It’s an interesting article BUT it lacks some very crucial history that Tey, district judge turned convict, probably wants to leave in the closet. Maybe the reporter should check with Tey with what I know from my time within the hallowed chambers and courts of the Singapore judiciary.
There was a time when the prime minister was not a Lee and Tey was a rising legal star, an eloquent speaker with a sharp mind. A Malaysian that climbed the legal ranks and became one of the youngest district judges in history. He seemed to have everything then, a Japanese wife, a seemingly bright future … but then it all turned to nought. No one knows why such a “talent” left the judiciary and took on a mediocre teaching job in NUS Law.
You guessed it. It all boils down to his wandering dick. This bright dashing young legal eagle was like god’s gift to women, nicknamed Judge Romeo. Like his ego, Tey’s gavel knew no limits, hammering furiously, a string of affairs with many legal service female officers while presiding pompously in his judge’s chair. Some of us commoners did raise this issue with the senior judges like FTY and Francis R but we were politely overruled, it’s literally a big-wigs club.
But Judge Romeo was unsatisfied, he needed to know when he was going to lord over a bigger courtroom and so he put his charm to good use and ended up in the private chambers of one Chen Sei Lee. You must understand that Chen Sei Lee was neither young nor attractive, and certainly not one of those MILF-types.
But alas, Sei Lee had something that Tey wanted desperately; she was the all-important LSC HR manager and she held the key to this enchanted excel sheet that listed everybody’s CEP and ranking– in the sycophantic world of the legal service, this important info will determine if one was going to move up the hierarchy or live out their days sentencing drink driving cases and petty crimes. So Tey had to do some pro bonko work for Sei Lee, to put it mildly.
This is when the story gets sexciting.
Shortly after, the austere serenity of our judicial chambers were rocked by a slew of poison pen letters that were sent to several judges and magistrates, Lee PC, Roy N, Ronald G, Lau W Y, just to name a few. The letter depicted one “princess” of CJ Yong, also a judge, who not only was the bird that brought tales to the CJ, but was also rather attentive to CJ’s needs in his private chambers.
The letter went on to say that this “princess” was bad-mouthing her colleagues and had a naughty habit of hiking up her skirt to those that were granted access. Imagine the Courts of Law denounced as Courts of Licentiousness! But if that wasn’t enough, the most insidious poison letter was sent directly to CJ casting aspersions on SDJ Richard Magnus and his management of the Sub Courts.
The full spectrum of enforcement agencies were called upon to investigate these poison letters that called into question the sanctified morals of our esteemed colleagues. As it turned out, the culprit was our dear conniving Tey with his brilliant penmanship. Soon enough, the affair between Tey and Sei Lee was also unmasked. So overnight, Judge Romeo fell from his high chair down to where his fours can feel the damp soil of this earth. It was a scandalous time in the judiciary then.
Apparently, Tey, after some serious pro-bonko work with his star mistress Sei Lee, found out through some pillow cross-examination the confidential rankings of all the district judges. His ego screamed bloody murder when he realised that Magnus had ranked him in the bottom tier among the junior district judges. And his beef against Princess, also a former Malaysian, is that he thinks that she has been screwing up his career behind his back. Hell hath no fury like a liti-fornicator scorned and Tey began his fiction writing career in earnest. Dreaming up poison writs designed to damn Magnus and his ilk to the bone.
Now, this is where it all becomes a bit hazy. According to my boss then, what happened next was that Tey’s balls shrivelled and he ended up grovelling like a dog, bawling like a baby in front of the 3 kings in the judiciary then, Magnus, Yong Pung How and Chan Sek Keong.
So they exercised some judicial pardon and Tey was not sacked. He “resigned” from service and somehow still managed to land himself in NUS Law where he certainly let his dick roam free again – from litifucker to lecturfucker. As for Sei Lee, she was transferred out to another Ministry in the civil service and rumour is that he is still doing pro-bonko work for her as well as being called to the stand as defence witness during his corruption trial.
